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Link & Zelda - Breath of the Wild

Wow, it’s been a long time.

dragon age: origins asking all the relevant real life questions in 2020 i guess

Happy birthday Barret!

like lae’zel, i also have no nail polish skills

since they’re in pjs, here are super cute bg3 pj designs that i didn’t think of

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

decay exists as an extant form of life

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

Dungeons and Dragons is such a powerful game. It can make a 6’3” man blush like a cherry when he pretends to kiss his wife’s pretend character.

Dude, he was 17 different shades of red ASKING to pretend kiss his wife's pretend character. This man has dated, married and fathered a child with this woman and yet he's like

nobody:

bisexuals sitting:

no one ever talks about gimli being not even slightly tempted by the ring. motherfucker had no hesitation just walked up with his axe and immediately tried to wreck it. obviously that didn’t work but like, the ring had zero visible effect on him. amazing... gold sickness in the line of durin WHOMST?? not in gimli son of gloin

He wasn’t going to let himself be embarrassed in front of all these fucking ELVES

Neat, buff elf druid. 👀 Been playing Baldur’s Gate III during my art break and I love it so far!

Those loony Christian signs listing all the types of sinners who will go to Hell (ABORTIONISTS SATANISTS GAMBLERS FORNICATORS) always make me feel bad because I know I’d fall under a lot more categories if I just got out more. It’s introvert shaming, that’s what it is.

Someone: “People would never do anything without monetary gain”

Dungeon masters, Minecraft players, fanfic writers:

You’re so right

Wikipedia editors Community moderators for discord servers, forums, and twitch channels Animal shelter volunteers People who put back extra carts at the grocery store People who pick up litter while they’re on a jog or walk to throw it away  Humans Do Things. We dedicate a certain amount of our thing-doing capacity to making sure we survive, and in the society we’ve constructed that means Worrying about Money. But if you leave a human alone in a box with a pile of sand, we build castles.

But if you leave a human alone in a box with a pile of sand, we build castles.

”guy who sells talismans from the back of his van” IM DYINGGG

Gandalf, taking a hit from his joint: Did you guys know that mithril is super expensive? Like insanely valuable? That it’s very much a finite resource mostly plundered from the earth and invaluable due to its many uses? And also Sauron has most of it so it’s now lost to its Elven and Dwarvish makers? And to think Bilbo’s precious gift of mithril mail is probably sitting in the local Useless Dumb Artefacts Museum. Just makes you think lol ...

Gimli, a dwarf who has lost most of his people’s cultural artefacts: ... I’m sorry Bilbo was given what and did what with it

Frodo, secretly wearing Bilbo’s mithril mail at that very moment but only after nearly 70 years of it sitting in the Useless Dumb Artefacts Museum gathering dust because Bilbo had no idea his cool shirt was worth approximately the net value of their entire country:

Lord of the Rings is a comedy

What’s your sign and your favorite soup?

im getting into tanking in wow because i love nothing more than having internet strangers scream dumbly at me while i simply say the words “seething” and “cope” to them

somebody tried to call me gay on a mythic+ pug a bit ago and accused me of having “a boyfriend” under the obvious assumption that i was a Male Gamer and rather than try to correct anything i just responded “inceloid boyfriendless gamer absolutely seething” and then he didnt say anything else for the rest of the dungeon. also his dps was bad.

What’s up with the fairly recent trend of leap years all being bad fucking years like 2008? Shit. 2012? Fucking shit. 2016? Absolute fucking shit. I’m just gonna predict 2020 is gonna be the Most Absolute Stinky Piece of Shit year to date

Date of Origin: July 3, 2018