every time i sit down 2 watch a horror movie i think of that one tweet :/

rb if you too sit down in ur room and watch horror movies alone

I thought up an idea for a quiz while I was in the car by myself with my own thoughts for six hours hold on

what are you craving right now?

Damn are y’all okay?

30-Song Guess Your Age Quiz

Fwiw, they thought I was MANY years younger than I am. Just made me feel good all over. 😊

This one needs to go right next to the Baltimore accent with the Aaron earns an iron urn.

In case anyone hasn't seen it

Eldest daughters rb this and tag with where your parents stand birth order wise amongst their own siblings

reblog this post and RANK the following things: bread, potatoes, rice, pasta

whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend clearly has never met ibuprofen

book dedications are so tender here is this piece of art i made for an audience of thousands. but really every word is for you

making a uquiz about loneliness 😌

i think asking the gc “hey can i vent” and then when they say yes going “alright cool” and then not doing so is my funniest bit

bring back the concept of limited series. shows should end

Ice takes up more space than water because when cold, each molecule must wear a thick coat.

Feast your eyes on one of the strangest low-fives I have ever seen:

Manic: “Man, that was close!”

Manic & Knuckles: “Euhhh...”

Source: Sonic Underground, Episode 27 (1999).

THATS TUPPERWARE

i thought delaware was a place in ohio? why are there so many things named delaware?

delaware is too powerful

what the fuck

Wait what? I thought Delaware was a store with building supplies. Like paint, wood, nails and stuff?

THATS HOME DEPOT ???

I know home depot, but dude I don't know anything about America mad have never been there. Are you sure there is not a some sort of store called something close to Delaware!?!

.....ace hardware....?

this post has only been around for a few hours but could very well be a world heritage post

but at what cost

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