I love how I'm not even pissed at Caine for blowing up Gummigoo but the agony I feel about it is unending

making fun of americans is pretty much always ok if youre not doing it in an edgelord “you guys have so many school shootings” way or acting like we’re the only country that has racism. but like posts about americans and hamburger get me every time

This is just objectively hilarious

you can't even stitch various body parts together to create a man anymore. due to woke

before you respond to anon hate resend it to yourself with a carefully placed typo that you can then mock at their expense

#holy shit court eunuch level hater strat

Actually that makes for a really funny poll idea

hey if you died right now whats your ghost outfit you cant change it be honest

The $1.50 hotdog... just as it was during the time of Himmel the Hero...

New post, gonna use this to document my journey as a trans woman

Going to the store

fat fuck (f)tuesday

Our brave and honorable doorman Mr. Froomt Door

the city where we live doesn't allow public barbecues so my brother fucking welded a grill to a handcart and now hosts "chill and grill sessions" where he sends all his friends his live location so they can hunt him down on their bikes with sausages in their backpacks while he carts it around evading the police like some sort of barbecue vigilante, grilling on the run. i have never been prouder of him

something i really enjoy and that i don't really see anyone commenting about is how Kendra's inner monologue is so often accidentally funny. like sometimes you'll read something from a Seth chapter and you can tell it was purposely written to get a little snort out of you, but Kendra will casually hit you with the most insane train of thought. it gets me everytime when the Teenage Girl Realness seeps through the narration

DOUBLE WHAMMY!

she's so genuine about it too. not once does she get the "oh no my brain is just being silly heehee" treatment. her thought process is just like That

he saw his reflection for the first time