@patrickztump / patrickztump.tumblr.com

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herbcitty
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apolladay
Anonymous asked:

how many tumblr posts have you liked (you can only see this number on desktop, not mobile)

0-100

101-500

501-1,000

1,001-5,000

5,001-10,000

10,001-20,000

20,001-50,000

50,001-100,000

100,001-500,000

500,001- a million

over a million

i only use mobile and cant access this number

apolladay answered:
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#90#liking is for things i really Really Like. if i enjoy it but don't feel the need to find it quickly i will reblog#the combing through thousands of posts in an archive is infinitely more useful than having them accumulating in likes
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howlsmovingurl
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despazito

"cats are semi-domesticated animals" is a psyop by Big Roadkill to make people feel less guilty about their outdoor cats disappearing

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howlsmovingurl
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homunculus-argument

Thoughts that are mutual between cats and their people:

  1. Yeah you're cute when you sleep but you didn't let me sleep either so I'm going to annoy you now because I'm bored. Hahah get poked, sleepy idiot.
  2. How do you not comprehend this when I am literally staring at you. Like I understand that your brain can't understand things this nuanced but come on, how do you not get this.
  3. I don't know if you know that what I am currently doing is an expression of affection, but that won't stop me. Knowing that I showed you that I love you is enough.
  4. I heard a crinkly material and the sound of you chewing so I have to know what's in your mouth RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
  5. I can't communicate with you and you can't communicate with me, so I'm just copying the tone of the sound you're making in hopes that you understand that I try.
  6. You are doing activities beyond my comprehension, and I find this fascinating. I will never understand what the fuck you are trying to achieve here, but I am intrigued nonetheless.
  7. Hey are you ok, you haven't done your weird thing in a while. Yeah I don't get why you do that but I know you do that when you're ok.
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