Cuddly Pervert

yeah

Writing in my head; Beautiful flowing sentences full of powerful phrases and witty dialogue.

Writing on my page: They did a thing and said some stuff. There was snark.

oh no the horrors-

wait hang on. it’s past 9 pm. false alarm, i cannot trust the horrors

HOW did this get ANY notes

me and the five other people that didn’t see the northern lights are throwing a party and you’re not invited btw

For someone who is tired 100% of the time, I sure am bad at sleeping.

characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that

cd has a hole. record has a hole. casette has 2 holes. streaming? zero holes. i think i’ve made my point

the first and only rule of having fun in a fandom is picking a narratively insignificant or underappreciated character to be balls to the walls crazyinsane about

do i even need to say it?

nah i got a feeling about this one tumblr

can i come over and implant false memories of us being childhood friends?

Sure! You always did that when we were younger!

i did this instead of writing