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tawneybee

(Trial&Error AU)

Michael Aaron Afton is the eldest of his siblings, and very possibly the most exhausted.

He's always been a hard worker. He's very strong, both physically and mentally. When he'd end up in the hospital cause his mother would forget about his allergies, when he was forced to take care of a newborn with Elizabeth when they were only 12, and when Elizabeth would have violent outbursts and attack someone. He'd always be the mediator, he'd always be the one to keep it together.

And his hard working followed him to his career.

Robotics has been his special interest ever since he was introduced to Foxy the Pirate when he was little. So he started small, taking apart and putting clocks back together, and putting stuffed animal skins over his old robotic toys. Then his father noticed, it's probably the one thing he noticed about Mike. So William introduced him to Henry, and started training him to take up the company.

Elizabeth was also involved, but in a different way. Elizabeth was very business aware, an extrovert, and she specialized in understanding people and socialization. Just like their father. While Mike was the opposite, he took up more heavy-lifting and material knowledge, and he was very introverted. Just like Henry.

So Mike would take up robotics and learn all other helpful skills to keep himself going as long as possible (lock picking to get quicker access to materials, wound stitching in case of a workplace accident, sewing & painting for designing, etc) and would teach his siblings if they ever asked. Of course he would, he'd always help out his siblings.

Even if the late-night designing and building would shift to going days without sleep, this skill of his would keep them alive! He can make money and support them all when he's an adult. They won't have to rely on their father and they could get out of this shithole as fast as possible with this!

Elizabeth is getting tired of carrying his unconscious body to his bed repeatedly.

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itshype

Like and Survive! (DC x DP)

Everyone knows who Phantom is. He was one of the very first heroes though he inexplicably chose to dedicate his life (metaphorically) to micromanaging the hell out of some random town no one has ever heard of. He's a specialist hero, only really useful for ghost stuff. He comes every time someone contacts him for help but it's only happened a few times in all of his years of operation.

Then, kid heroes become a thing. Robin, once perpetually hidden beneath the shadow of the bat emerges into the metropolis sun just in time to make the front page.

When Batman's child-raising skills are called into question, Kid Flash is brought out at a press release by Flash to show that these exceptional children are around. They just aren't common knowledge for their own health (aside from the villains - being a child star wrecks your brain).

A few villains do come forward and say "no, the sidekicks will go out on their own if their hero doesn't let them. And they have all the powers and none of the restraint. Please don't separate them."

(Batman and Robin are both very flattered that all their rogues think they have powers. Robin is ✨glowing✨ with pride.)

Cyborg calls Robin at 3am. He asks if he's seen the new 'BooTube' page.

Phantom has set up his own website. It's a dark and moody ripoff of YouTube with 1 channel. His.

Introduction Video: Transcript Hi guys, I can't lie to you, I was as up-in-arms as anyone when I saw what people are now calling "The Robin Reveal". But then I remembered that I started my hero work when I was mentally and physically fourteen years old...

Danny doesn't mention he was also chronologically 14 at the time. Secret identities and all.

...and I had no mentor, no training and no backup. It was just me and two humans, neither of whom even had powers at that time. I understand the call, in a way that none of the non-hero people criticising you could ever hope to comprehend. I'm glad to see most of you fellow child-heroes have an experienced adult watching your back. But if you don't. If there's even one of you out there who need a mentor, consider Amity Park open for business, and consider adding my number to your speedial. I'm not like those people in interviews saying "Oh, someone needs to help the children!" I am helping you, I am helping you whenever you need with whatever you want.

The ghost swallows and seemingly forces down his brimming sincerity.

And for those of you who do already have backup? Consider checking back here. I'm going over my old reports from my first few years on the streets to see what I most needed to hear, and what I wished I knew sooner. Hopefully no one else will have to learn what I know the hard way.
You know how to fight, this channel won't be for that. This is about coping with secret identities, and the messed up situations that can only happen to a vigilante or hero.
Anyways, the first video is already ready to be edited so in a few days I'll be back here to discuss what you do when you've been cloned. How to deal with that emotionally and physically. My clone isn't very well known outside of my town but I think she'll add a great perspective!

Within weeks, without his knowledge, Danny is somehow remote-mentoring heroes of all ages.

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nat-20s

The funniest fucking thing about the Justice League as a whole is they all have an incredibly strong moral compass but that moral compass is entirely dependent on Clark serving as the magnetic moral north

Like 9 times out of 10 in aus or what ifs where Superman Snaps in some way everyone is just like damn. Guess I'm going down with him. They really just all outsourced their ethical code to the one guy with loving parents huh

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godesssiri

But it get funnier. Because for Young Justice that moral magnetic north is Tim Drake. Except Tim doesn't have morals, he has a Tim! No! list that Batman scrawled on poster paper and slapped up on a wall in the Batcave. So Young Justice's ethical code is outsourced to a kid who's moral code is outsourced to a list made by a guy who's moral code is outsourced to the one guy with loving parents.

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Zuko having a connection to the spirit world but instead of it being something deep and profound, it’s just because he spent three years pre-finding the avatar running towards the first weird magical shit he saw.

Aang and Zuko journey to the Spirit World.

The Spirits: Oh look, the avatar.

The Spirits when they see Zuko: AND HE BROUGHT ZUKO WITH HIM! GUYS ZUKO’S BACK!!! EVERYONE HE’S HERE!!! ZUKO YOU BASTARD HOW ARE YOU?!

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roach-works

iroh’s connection to the spirit world is one of sober mutual respect

zuko is the spirits’ equivalent of that one racoon who just hangs out inside a gas station on top of the slurpee machine so persistently that he’s given a namebadge and an employee cubby in the break room

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.....Plant witch sam working with poison ivy and catwoman.

Gotham anti-hero Sam who no one can arrest because Danny gave her diplomatic immunity

She will take direct action and nothing on earth or the infinite realms could stop her.

She is not the responsible member of the everlasting trio. She is menace to society and it's underrepresented/appreciated.

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*At a Batfamily meeting*

Tim: As the only one in a committed relationship- Selina doesn't count after your whole wedding drama- I really feel-

Jason: what do you mean 'thE OnLY oNe', you aren't the only one

Tim: oh yeah, who else is in a serious committed relationship?

Jason: Me? I've literally been married for years?

Bruce: EXCUSE ME???

Dick: who to?

Jason: Roy

Dick: EXCUSE ME??? EWWW YOU AND ROY, GET THIS IMAGE OUT OF MY HEAD, MY FRIEND AND MY LITTLE BROTHER GROSSS

Jason: Wait, did none of you know? I literally call him my partner all the time

Tim: To be honest we thought you meant partner in crime, not marriage

Jason: I mean, both but still...

*Later, during the ✨vigilante hours✨ of the night*

Bruce: I hear you are married to my son

Roy, panicking cause Bruce is really protective of his kids: Oh, shit, um, yes- yes sir

Bruce: without my blessing

Roy: uh, yeah, we were on a time crunch, married couples can't testify against each other

Bruce: without inviting me to the wedding

Roy: I uh- you were gone that weekend, business trip

Bruce: I haVE A PRIVATE JET, I WOULD HAVE FLOWN IN! IT WAS MY SONS WEDDING, I WOULD HAVE LIKED TO HAVE BEEN THERE

Roy: I'm sorry, sir

Bruce: tell me one more thing

Bruce: was Ollie there?

Roy: No

Bruce: Does Ollie know

Roy: No

Bruce: your recompense is to allow me to be the one to tell him so I can brag to him that I knew first

Roy: uh, sure?

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Cat!Jason Master Post

I got tired of updating the links on every single post, so they’re all right here, and I’ll just update this one instead.

Original: Here

Follow-up: Here

Meme Edition: Here

Enter, Talia: Here

Plastic Muncher: Here

Stop and Scream: Here

*Master Shake voice* You look at him and tell me there’s a brain: Here

*B Dylan Hollis voice* EGGY: Here

The term is cat burglar for a reason: Here

Snake? Snake?! SNAAAAAAKE!!!!: Here

Furbaby:Here

World’s Worst Cat Cafe: Here

SHAME!!! SHAAAAAAAAME!!!!!: Here

THAT’S SOME GOOD SHIT RIGHT THERE IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF I SAY SO MMMMMMMHMMMMMMM GOOD SHIT: Here

No blessings for you, you nASTY ASS MOTHERFU-: Here

More! MORE MORE MORE!!!: Here

Why Jason Hates the Squirrels (and You Should Too): Here

Bonus: Cat!Roy: Here

Regular Cat AU: Here

Jason Gets A Taste of His Own Medicine: Here

If you have any ideas, prompts, or things you’d like to see in this universe, feel free to send it to my ask box! I’ll do my best to work with it, and seeing interest in the concept makes me really happy <3

[If you really like this au or anything else I post, consider buying me a coffee? It’d mean the world to me.]

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Eddie getting turned into a cat and being found and taken care of by Steve mother fucking Harrington and of course it's this rich asshole, but you know what? He's confused, hurt, and hungry and this guy is rich enough to solve at least one problem without exacerbating the other two

So yeah, he gets fed after throwing the biggest fit he could manage in this weird, furry, nine pound body; and sheltered from the bad weather and nasty people that have an absurd vendetta against black cats

But it doesn't take long for him to notice a few things-

First and foremost, Steve isn't an asshole to cats. He tries to pet him once, and certainly says he would like to try and pet him again on multiple occasions- but he gives him his space after the initial hiss and swipe. Let's him wander, and doesn't make a big deal of the way Eddie sits and stares at him, trying to puzzle him out

Second, it's kind of odd that if it weren't for Eddie, he'd be all alone in his big house. No parents and no signature parties on the horizon that he'd think The King would be on top of, but no. It's a pleasant night spent in more often than not for this quieter version of Steve that he's learning about.

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ace-no-isha

y’all ever think about how luffy frees and saves people of his own free will from zoro at the very beginning of the story to countries over and over? the pirate king is the freest man on the sea and that’s what scares the world government so much. they don’t want the people to be free. and now with luffy being joy boy, his heartbeat rings with the sound of the drums of liberation. his power transforms the world around him with silliness and things that should be impossible, even in their world. he is the embodiment of freedom itself and i can’t adore him more

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Changing Faces Chapter 1: How We Got Here.

 [ Prefer to Read on Archive of Our Own? Click HERE for the link ]

Marinette felt hot tears streaming down her cheeks as she clutched onto her parents and sobbed. She felt like her world was collapsing and yet she desperately held herself back from despair. The bakery that had once made the best pastries in all of Paris bringing smiles and warmth to those who needed it on rainy days, the house that had carried Marinette through her youth with her ever changing height etched into one of the doorways, the pink room that held precious memories of friends and fights and tears and laughter, the balcony that had seen many a hero visit it. All of it was gone. The wild flames devoured every bit of the precious structure. Worse still this was not the work of an akuma, not something that could be undone with a magic swarm of ladybugs, but worse than the permanence of this act was the person behind it. As Marinette’s parents pulled her closer comforting her and themselves the young hero wondered how she was supposed to tell them that Hawkmoth was targeting her?

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