i heard my nephew got enslaved by cave bugs
wait to post about this until you’ve confirmed it
sorry
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i heard my nephew got enslaved by cave bugs
wait to post about this until you’ve confirmed it
sorry
i hope someone is making a horror game where a poorly modeled thing chases you in a dark location
one of the most challenging skills i've had to learn as an adult is the art of figuring out whether i'm proportionally annoyed with someone or just tired and overstimulated and looking for reasons to be pissed off
Freezing my dead girlbestie until I can safely revive her call that Yuri on ice
Social anxiety has me thinking dumb stuff like “if I go in this store when they’re closing in an hour the employees will hate me and want to kill me” which is especially dumb to think bc I worked retail before, it’s only like the last 20 minute that they want to kill you
Another day digging my fucking hamburger mine. I'll never be able to afford rock and roll disk in this damn economy
the universal college experience, no matter your major, is learning how remarkably fucked everything is. except business majors theyre having a great time learning to do basic arithmetic and and staring at that one supply and demand graph where the line goes up
Dungeon Meshi so good it made my depression worse
I am, like, a long running proponent of the "eat something and you'll feel better" crowd and am often one of the first people to suggest "maybe it's time for a snack before I get whipped into a frenzy" but I really do resent how instantaneous it is. like it'll feel like I'm having my worst day in months and then I'll start eating and literally before I even finish I'm like oh yeah the world is beautiful
Would that I could turn back the hand of time and warn the onion staffer who penned this piece. “Is it worth it,” I would ask. “Is it worth it?”
truly a cultural reset
her: you better not be a bug in a rug when i get there
my snug ass:
guys aren't comically getting their red heart covered boxers exposed after they get their pants pulled down anymore. Due to wokeness
Fighting games may possible be the wettest genre of game.
Correct: I always get wet while playing Tekken
I dunno if we are allowed to talk about that kind of stuffs