Yes. Can I identify the snail? Because I will find the snail, pick it up with tongs and gloves, put it in a box, get on a boat, and drop it into the Pacific Ocean. It may not die, but if it gets back to me from there, it sure as hell deserves its reward.

the text says the snail’s goal is to find you, not touch/kill you. can you just, like. put the snail in a nice terrarium and enjoy life with an immortal pet snail and $10 million?

Put the snail in a hamster ball

Snorn snenemies to snriends (snail sworn enemies to snail friends).

Spider-Man: Into The Spider-verse (2018)

Ok this was adorable, how can people hate her :3

This makes me so happy

I read the Uniform Code of Military Justice when I was in the Navy.  It not only allows service members to refuse an unlawful order – it requires us to.

Obeying an unlawful order is a crime under UCMJ, and no, “I was only following orders” is no defense.  We already settled that, at Nuremburg….

“I was only following orders!” isn’t a defense, it’s an INDICTMENT.

deleted scene: all avengers express raw emotion and show genuine grief that one of their own has fallen. they’ve won the war but they can’t enjoy the victory because of the loss. they all take a knee, a moment of silence to pay their respects.

actual scene: all avengers stand around a lakehouse not really reacting because the actors had no idea what they were actually filming. they might as well have been cardboard cutouts.

the russos: delete the one where there’s real acting involved.

Steve Stans: oh i hope steve gets some good characterisation/ a good end to his arc, that’d be neat

Fucking Clown Overlords Joe & Anthony Russo, about to release endgame: Oh haven’t you heard? *turns Steve Rogers into an incel*

Thor Stans: oh I hope we get to see Thor using the full extent of his powers and getting to have the revenge he deserves on Thanos, giving him a good sense of closure.

Clown Overlords, striking again: Oh worm? *turns Thor into a joke and discards him at the end because they can’t be bothered to think of a decent resolution for him despite being paid millions and millions of dollars to do just that*

Tony Stans: Let him rest. He’s been through so much. He needs a break.

These edgy bitch ass clowns: He can rest. Forever.

marvel should have kept that deleted scene. nothing would have made a more powerful statement  about Tony’s importance and heroic standing than everyone kneeling for him on the battlefield – it would have been much more iconic than the funeral scene

BATMAN: HUSH (2019)

Heroes say goodbye to Tony Stark in Avengers: Endgame deleted scene

Photographers that turn common photos into spectacular images..!!

talent. real talent.

So I have a question for my followers: are there any conspiracy theories you’re 100% convinced are real

Canadian prime minister Justing Trudeau is the illegitimate son of the late Cuban dictator Fidel Castro

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

Castro with Treudeau’s parents

holding Justin’s older brother as a baby

Supposed parents are both white, yet Justin has Brown nipples

See, the nipples angle is just not something I would’ve thought to pursue

1000$ says his brother, who actually looks like his father Pierre, has pink nipples.

Do we have a picture of Fidel’s nipples? My searches have yielded fakes and forgeries.

The FBI agent watching me is about to be very concerned.. *opens Google and starts typing*