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C'EST HORRIFIQUE!

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not here anymore 🙂
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hey everyone i’m not here anymore! but i’m leaving this blog up <3 

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i don’t have a specific tag for anything else! just search and it should pop up <3

i want my legacy as it pertains to throne of glass to be:

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eyllweambassador

Modern TOG headcanon nonsense:

  • Manon was a Christian rock emo kid back in middle school through early highschool.
  • Aelin had an e-girl tiktok phase in middle school. She’s burned all photo evidence of that time.
  • Dorian attempted to be a SoundCloud rapper in middle school because he’s an 88rising stan.
  • Elide and Sorscha are secret kpoppies
  • Nesryn had a Nightwish phase (inspired by @saintnesryn )
  • Rowan most definitely wore guyliner in high school
#this is so accurate i’m gonna throw up#THE MANON CHRISTIAN ROCK THING........
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lesbianrey
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sunfortune

i did watch the first couple seasons of supernatural when i was younger and i thought belas character was so fun and different and of course they killed her bc she had woman on supernatural disease it was disappointing but whatever </3 BUT then i found out they actually didn’t plan on killing her she was just gonna leave the show but spn fans HATED her so much they like campaigned for her to die brutally on the show bc she was cunning and confident so they literally bought her back on the show to kill her and also kind of humiliate her and that’s why i think supernatural fans deserve every part of this finale. and the last ten years of garbage. god bless <3

#NO ONE BELIEVES ME BUT THIS IS MY THING W CHA*RIAN SHIPPERS WHO HATE AELIN
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every single YA novel absolutely sucks shit and is not real literature and it’s not misogynist or something to say that lmfao it’s just true. but also half of the people on here (correctly) saying that also think that hannibal or killing eve season 2 or florence + the machine or the raven cycle or something IS peak media/lit.... like why don’t you all watch prestige television or read a book meant for people who’s brains are fully developed and then maybe you’ll calm down and get some better taste

#i’m a double hater and snob queen. i have contempt for BOTH sides of this argument#also yes i’m posting this to my tog blog but i never claimed (or at least have not claimed since i was 14) that the series is actually GOOD#i just have a neurotic obsession w the main character and the girls whose pussies she should have eaten but didn’t bc the author is homophob#ic. anyway#no shade to my friends on here who do think tog is good tho. you’re all valid and sexy and you get a free pass and i love u all muah muah 💋
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