— Rainbow Rowell, Eleanor & Park (via love-diaries)

Me: The Tasmanian devil is a voracious predator and should not be engaged with

Also me: Heehoo pupper

“Am jus

a lil creacher”

:V

But have you seen…

BABY?

BABIES?

BABIES!!!

TEEF

#same

https://www.instagram.com/p/B6xIzcMJyEN/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

https://www.instagram.com/p/B4yhQGmB6-b/?igshid=1uqfnlhfa9aun

writing something without autocorrect 

fuck it. baby snoopy

(x)

approach someone who is watching football and ask them “what show is this”

— Fyodor Dostoevsky, from The Brothers Karamazov. (via xshayarsha)

i dont wanna be that bitch…. dare i say it……….

icarly was funnier than friends

My dad’s funeral was funnier than friends

you all have permission to laugh at this it’s okay

— Woman Hollering Creek; One Holy Night, Sandra Cisneros  (via salemwitchtrials)

F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Love of the Last Tycoon

being a woman isn’t about the body you were born with or your feelings or your brain it’s about being haunted by this quote from margaret atwood for your entire life

“Male fantasies, male fantasies, is everything run by male fantasies? Up on a pedestal or down on your knees, it’s all a male fantasy: that you’re strong enough to take what they dish out, or else too weak to do anything about it. Even pretending you aren’t catering to male fantasies is a male fantasy: pretending you’re unseen, pretending you have a life of your own, that you can wash your feet and comb your hair unconscious of the ever-present watcher peering through the keyhole, peering through the keyhole in your own head, if nowhere else. You are a woman with a man inside watching a woman. You are your own voyeur.”

― Margaret Atwood, The Robber Bride

lately there have been too many days like in a row