*ding ding ding ding*

I just want to go back to a simpler time. A time when I didn’t have to watch my fandom going up in flames because some moron thought it would be a good idea to put a soap dildo in a YA book subscription box.

The only careers I’m interested in are handsome artist’s muse, worshipped goddess, burlesque queen, or mafia princess

Throne of Glass Rowan, Aelin, Dorian, and Chaol

What do we want?

Me in the bookstore

I spy with my little eye 18 books i want to buy.

*immigrant song plays while thor beats the absolute shit outta bad guys with his new sick ass hammer in Avengers 4*

steve: where is that song even coming from?

thor: i have no idea. this has been going on for days

loki, holding up some speakers blasting the song while cloaked: this is gonna be so funny when thor realizes i’m not dead

Whatever you had to do to survive, whatever you did from spite or rage or selfishness … I don’t give a damn. You’re here—and you’re perfect. You always were, and you always will be.

how come you can name your kid Lily or Rose and that’s totally acceptable but you trying calling em Baby’s Breath and everyone flips

Cheeseweed Jr

@camphalfbloodnetwork​: QUEST 12: FOILS

#the 100#the 100 spoilers#bellamy blake#IM SO EMOTIONAL#LIKE#THE SURVIVORS OF THE 100 HAVE BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH TOGETHER#AND AFTER ALL THIS TIME TO SEE ONE OF THEIR LEADERS#ONE OF THE PEOPLE WHO TOOK CARE OF THEM#AND TAUGHT THEM TO SURVIVE#AND SHOOT GUNS#AND LIVE#BELLAMY IS FAMILY TO THEM#THEY ARE ALL FAMILY#AND I CAN’T STRESS ENOUGH HOW IMPORTANT THAT BOND IS#FOX COULD HAVE BEEN ANY ONE OF THE REMAINING 47 (45?)#ANY ONE OF THEM WOULD HAVE HAD THIS REACTION#AND THAT’S BEAUTIFUL

You: The only thing I want from Kingdom of Ash is for everyone to live and be happy :) 

me, a simpleton:

Aelin’s first words out of the coffin:

“Where the fuck is my husband?”