@lizardlover666 I’m sorry and I’m probably late to this awful meme but it had to be done

He finally did it yall, the fararse was on ITV earlier

It’s currently 4:45am. I woke myself up laughing at this idea which I assume came to me in a bizarre dream I can’t remember now. I’m fully aware that it won’t be anywhere near as funny to anyone else at a reasonable time as it is to me at 4am but here you go anyway

if i think of baby swordfish again i’m gonna be sent into a coughing fit

best baby animal of all time. only the essentials (big funny snout)

THERES EVEN SMALLER ONES ARE YOU SERIOUS

fr tho imagine being this thing and you grow up into a beast that kills things with its nose what would you even do.

I’d kill things with my fucking nose what else

when your pet comes to you from another room, the preceding moments meant that they were alone somewhere and thought about YOU, an animal brain literally thought about you and came to you to see what you were doing. that’s love, unconditional.

Whenever, Wherever

This song has been stuck in my head for like a week in both English and Spanish I’m sorry

Conspiracy Theory: The Veela From Harry Potter Are Real (And Croatia Has One As President)

According to both Harry Potter canon and the folklore that inspired the Veela, they originate in the Balkan region, so there’s that.

The Veela are described as being stunningly beautiful

With skin that shines moon bright

And white gold hair

They enchant anyone who looks at them for too long

And if that’s not enough for you, just remember that Beauxbatons school is known to have Veela and part-Veela students. Here’s their uniform, a light blue cape jacket over a light blue dress, as modelled by one part-Veela student, Fleur Delacour:

And by another, Kolinda Grabar-Kitarović:

Thanks for coming to my TED talk

"a joy to have in class" aka This Child Will Not Be Diagnosed for at least Eight Years

new tarot card "fuck your entire life" and its a guy being attacked by devils and flaming skulls and wild animals and screaming and fire everywhere

in recent events of that zoo losing the clouded leopard, it reminded me of the time i went to a large petting zoo and there was a free roaming little black sheep. cutest little guy i ever saw, soi went to the zookeeper nearby and said ‘i think its really cute how you have a sheep thats allowed to just walk around. ‘ then the zookeepers eyes widened and he grabbed his walky talky and ran 

Inconclusive.

mustelids are the best animal because they are fucking brutally efficient predators but they're also just absurdly cute

me when i fucking get you

if i think of baby swordfish again i’m gonna be sent into a coughing fit

best baby animal of all time. only the essentials (big funny snout)

THERES EVEN SMALLER ONES ARE YOU SERIOUS

fr tho imagine being this thing and you grow up into a beast that kills things with its nose what would you even do.

I’d kill things with my fucking nose what else

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

Men will see a mouse and eat it

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

#this is about computer mice btw.#like yeah men will eat a flesh mouse if they’re starving or stressed#but they’re really after PC mice. especially wireless ones (the signal attracts them) (via @langernameohnebedeutung)

they are especially interested in the more exotic/misshapen ones. it’s not yet clear if it’s simple curiosity or (because those are harder to get) as a status symbol

“You never pretended to be a bride when you were a little girl?” No???? Like literally never?

I made witch soups in my garden

merry christmas all hail shark jesus

kad je samovojska rekao "za messija igra cijela argentina, a modrić igra za cijelu hrvatsku". to je to.

Thought it was time for a little moodboard and this group is one on its own. In case you’re wondering about what MFam is about

@sumska-vjestica @morska-vjestica @mrsmodric @croatianstan @lovren-la-vida-luka

You forgot my personal favourite: