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Reblog those rainbow gay squids and something good will happen to you

Having gay squids on my blog is reward enough in itself

anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

bitch im in bed right now!! how did you know!!

reblog if ur in bed

“because a 16 year old girl who had her first orgasm whilst getting raped, had to watch her 34 year old rapist go free because she had an orgasm.

because when one of my guy friends told me and some friends he got raped by a woman when he was 12, a “friend” laughed at him and told him he should be happy he got laid that young.

because my 17 year old friend’s parents let her 14 year old brother roam the streets until 12am, but she has to be home by 10.

Because my brothers girlfriend, told the police she was raped and fell pregnant but the rapist didn’t get jail time as she got an abortion and the ‘evidence’ was gone.

because a guy from my old school was raped by another guy, but because he’s gay, they said it wasn’t considered rape.

because a 19 year old lesbian got raped by a guy, and he didn’t go to prison because he said “he only tried to turn her straight so she would be accepted by her parents”.

because in some cultures, girls (and boys, of course) still get thrown out of the family because somebody sexually assaulted them.

because they’re still teaching girls to walk faster at night instead of teaching boys that they shouldn’t rape.

Because they’re teaching kids that they’re only male rapists and not female rapists too.

because I have to explain why rape makes me mad.“

If you excuse rape for any reason stay the fuck away from me because you are literally a peice of human refuse.

I’ve reblogged this before but he’ll im doing it again

Rape is not, and never will be sex. Rape is the same as a punch in the face, rape is assault.

RAPE IS NOT SEX. RAPE IS AN ACT OF VIOLENCE.

RAPE IS NOT SEX.

RAPE IS AN ACT OF VIOLENCE.

Consent is NOT sexy; it mandatory!

And they still tell me its my fault he did that to me

I went to court and put him in jail and a year later he gets out on bond somehow, which doesn’t make sense.

Always reblogging

someone, looking at my very obvious self harm scars: woah where did you get those!

me:

Reblog if you would read a book starring:

- non-binary characters (that aren’t robots or aliens) - demigirls or demiboys - asexual and/or aromantic characters - gender-fluid characters - transgender characters - demisexual and/or demiromantic characters - characters that don’t consider themselves heterosexual or cisgender

You had me at non-binary.

you had me at book

You had me at reblog

How To Wash Your Binder!

Hey everyone, just wanted to make this is show y’all how I wash my binder and as a reminder to wash your binder!

So first off, I like to wash my binders every third day (unless it was really hot that day or if I spilled something on it, then I wash it that day)

So first I fill the sink up with warm water and put my binders in the water. Then I like to let them just soak in the water for a few minutes!

So next I use a Landry cleaner and softener

I keep them in small tubs cause I don’t need the whole bottle.

Now I leave them to soak for a couple minutes

Now I’m using dove body wash to make it smell nice and feel a lot softer

Now I let that soak for a moment

After I scrub them I drain the warm water

And then rinse them off with cold water

If any of your water turns a weird color do not worry! It’s not because it dirty, it’s just the dye!

Then I squeeze them out the best I can by hand and then I leave them to hang like this for the night!

Hope this was helpful!?

To my trans followers.

Just in case I have any followers who would be helped by this

@poisonedapples !!

!!!

RACC’S VOICE

Reblog if you agree.

Reblog if you fuckn love Swaggersouls

He’s my husband

I havent dated anyone in like 5 years, You guys ever have those moments where you just wish you were dating someone?  I want a girlfriend but im so antisocial and anxious that I never meet new people

Same man, I’m pretty sure we all feel that way

Reblog if you’d be okay if your friend came out as transgender

let’s see how many transphobics we can weed out

if you can’t reblog this unfollow me right now

Come get this dick-fil-a

I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday

One of you shit heads are saving this post and waiting until Sunday to reblog it

I will fucking find you

this shows up on my dashboard every fucking sunday. no kidding hghhh

this shows up on my dashboard every fucking sunday no kidding

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haiku bot, I’m suffering here

don’t mock my pain like this

just because it’s sunday doesn’t mean, you all can start reblogging this

it absolutely means we can start reblogging this

It’s sunday

It’s Sunday my dudes

Tips for boys on their period

which spongebob character is the white gay friend

larry the lobster next question

larry is that type of gay w/ masc4masc and “no fats no fems” on his Floundr bio

Floundr bio I’m out

i had to read this on my dash and now you have to too

How dare you do that to Larry. He is pure and precious and he would not discriminate against fat people in his bio. You ever watch the episodes with him in it? He’s always super nice when it comes to Spongebob’s lack of muscle and always tried to encourage him. Shame on you.

drag them!

He’s nice to Spongebob because Spongebob is a twink.

true. but Spongebob is also fem so

So that would mean Patrick is a bear?

I wanna fuck sandy squirrels

… anyway.. point is Larry the Lobster is a fem ally, accepts every gay, and he encourages everyone to be the best they can be

And from what i heard recently, Larry deleted his Floundr since he started dating Don the Whale who’s an MoC (mammal of colour) and is bestfriends with intersectional feminist woke icon Sandy Cheeks

If anyone’s problematic, it’s squidward’s lazy ass who probably has “discreet” on his profile, only sends torso pics, and would block you when you ask for a face pic

and yes Patrick is a bear who’s a twink chaser hence, his need to accompany spongebob in almost every episode. he want that spussy

I choked because of this

I died at spussy and twinkbob

Stop putting this on my dash

Y’all gonna suffer

thanks :) i hate it 

Jadeydoodles’s Art Giveaway!!

To celebrate the 500+ followers I decided to do an art giveaway with a few art prizes up for grabs. The winner will receive a free full coloured commission both background and 2 runners up will get a bust sketch commission. To enter you must do these thing…

1- Make sure you follow me!!

2- Give this post a reblog. You can reblog as many time as you want but only one will count.

Giveaway will end 31st August and winners will be contacted within 24 hours to submit there commission.

Remember you must follow and reblog this post for your entry to count!!!

Examples of my work can be found in my art blog

GOOD LUCK!!!

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

Reblog this you little shits.

Always reblog.

Hey can I get… UuuuuHHHHHHHHH

Some reblogs if u love Kryoz so I can follow you

my parents aren’t teaching me life lessons.

#i need some adults to TEACH ME SHIT ABOUT LIFE

I’m an adult.

Some shit about life, from a bonafide adult:

Do not buy generic brand spaghetti sauce either.

Always check the type of light bulb that goes in lamps. A 60w is not interchangeable with a 40w.

Dollar store batteries work just as well as store brand.

~~Medications~~

Over the counter medications (stuff you can buy right off the shelf no prescription needed) have a name brand and a generic name. ALWAYS buy generic if it’s available it is literally the same thing and way cheaper usually.

Some names to remember when you’re looking for meds!

Acetaminophen = Tylenol

Used to treat pain and reduce fever. Do not take with Ibuprofen.

Ibuprofen = Advil, Midol, Motrin

Used for pain and fever, is an anti-inflammtory. Is good for period cramps because it is an NSAID (non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drug).

Naproxen = Aleve, Naprosyn

Treats fever, pain, arthritis pain, gout, period cramps, tendinitis, headache, backache, and toothache. Is also an NSAID.

Acetaminophen + Asprin + Caffeine = Excedrin

Usually marketed as “Migraine Relief” as a generic.

Asprin = Bayer

Use for pain, fever, arthritis, and inflammation. Makes you bleed easily so should not be used for periods. Might reduce risk of heart attacks.\

Triple Antibiotic Ointment = Neosporin

Used on cuts, sores, and scrapes to reduce risk of infection and promote healing.

Also a general mutli-vitamin isn’t a bad idea and if you don’t get a lot of fruits or milk/sunshine in your diet you might want to get vitamins C and D specifically for daily use.

if you do accidentally lapse and put dawn in your dishwasher, run it empty and put hair conditioner where the detergent goes. that’ll clean it out (tip given to me by dorm custodian when roommate did the thing).

if you live off ramen, add stuff to it! add veggies you like, don’t use the whole flavor packet to cut down on sodium and msg or don’t use it at all and add your own spices.

if you’re making something with potatoes in it (beans, stew) potatoes are done when you can easily stab a fork through them.

you can microwave a hotdog as long as you put it in a microwave safe container of water. microwaves work by making water molecules vibrate. also, when reheating rice leftovers, add a small amount of water, like maybe a spoonfull, so it doesn’t get hard and crunchy.

the rice cooking advice above is for long grain rice. if you’re making short or medium grain rice, a 1:1 ratio (one cup water for one cup rice) is better, so the rice doesn’t come out too mushy.

buy a few cans of chicken. wholesale club stores like sam’s, costco, or bj’s tend to carry multipacks for a good price. they’re incredibly useful for when you forget to defrost meat.

buy meat on sale and put it in the freezer. buy vegetables on sale, and put them in the freezer. frozen veggies are often as flavorful and good as fresh ones, keep longer, and often come in microwaveable bags or with microwave directions.

soak ink stains in milk to help get them out or at least lighten them.

soak blood stains in water as soon as possible, with a bit of detergent or stain remover. scrub at them. use cold water, heat binds proteins to fabric. tbh, there’s no real need to change the washer from cold-cold setting unless the thing you’re washing says to wash in warm water.

acetone, found in most nail polish removers, dissolves super glue.

YOU’RE ALL DOING GOD’S WORK BLESS YOU

Takes pictures, have prints made and put them in photo albums. Be IN the pictures, have someone take pictures of you and your friends. Get over not looking perfect in thw picture. Someday that friend might be gone and those pictures might be all you’ll have, you will want to be in them. I made that mistake with my best friend, i always felt weird asking for a picture together… he died of cancer January of 2014 and now i have no pictures of us together. Its my only regret in life.

This is really helpful, thank you all!

I’m the newest of new adults but I’m gonna throw these little tips in there. IF YOU HAVE AN OLD CAR: 

-coolant or water if your car overheats (coolant is preferable cause it won’t hurt the engine in the long run but hey i know money is tight) 

-flashlight in case you break down at night and need to check under the hood and your phone is dead

-SPARE TIRE. 

-jumper cables.you will at some point leave your lights on. you just will. 

AAA or any other road side service is never a bad investment i swear. (try to mooch it off your parents as long as you can though) 

Know how to change a tire. You’re going to need to do it at some point in time and you can’t always rely on someone else to do it for you.

Don’t be afraid to go to your local food bank. They are there for a reason.

Don’t be ashamed to ask for help period. Life is hard, everyone needs help occasionally.

You can put a LOWER wattage bulb in a lamp that says it’s for a higher one, but don’t put a HIGHER wattage bulb in. Also, watts refer to the amount of electricity used. LUMENS refers to the amount of light put out, and can vary quite a bit between brands, even though the wattage is the same. Look for the one with the highest lumens unless you actually want a slightly dimmer bulb in a certain location. Those dollar store batteries? Fine if they’re alkaline. “Heavy-duty” batteries, however, won’t last nearly as long. You can microwave a hot dog and bun simply by wrapping them in a toweling for a minute, less if you don’t want them scalding hot.

Reblogging to save lives.

Two adulting (kitchen-related) tips from me!

1. Buy a roll of parchment paper from the cooking shit aisle. A big roll will last you for-fucking-ever. Pretty much any time you’re using a baking pan you can line it with that stuff and save yourself A: food sticking to the pan and B: it’s a quick rinse and it’s clean.

2. Bread can get fucking expensive, so make your own. A bigass bag of flour and a bag of active dry yeast (store it in the friiiiidge!!!) works out a FUCK of a lot cheaper than buying bread at the store, and you can do so much more with it. Bread, pizza, rolls, cinnibuns, homemade pizza pockets. It seems intimidating but it’s stupid easy.

Seriously. It’s stupid simple to make, and most of the “3 hours” to make it is sitting around surfing the internet or doing whatever the fuck you want while the dough rises. If you have an afternoon free once a week to sit and play video games or surf the net, you have the time to make your own bread on the cheap. Here’s my simple-as-fuck recipe:

Boom. You have bread dough. Here are some baking times and uses for ya:

You can add whatever you want to the dough for some variety, just if it’s dried spices remember you really only need 1-ish tablespoons. I personally like making bread with about 1 tablespoon of dill in the dough. Roll it out flat, sprinkle it with cheddar, roll it into a log, squeeze the ends shut, and bake it like a regular loaf of bread. Cheesy dill bread OMNOMNOM.

*ahem* That got a bit long. But yeah. Bread’s expensive, yo. Save your wallet.

(Also it’s ridiculous amounts of therapeutic to bake, for me anyway)

Being able to bake your own bread is pretty awesome, if you got the time for it. 

this post is already obnoxiously long, but it’s full of good thing and as An Adult, I have a few small points to contribute:

@amberlyinviolet there’s stuff about bread making!

Another add-on from me. I’ve been adulting for 24 years: Peroxide. Use this for blood. Even when it has had the chance to dry. It won’t work as well if you rinse the blood first. Pinto beans are a cheap protein. You can get a good-sized bag for about two bucks in the ethnic food aisle. Soak them overnight, or do a “quick soak” by boiling them for a half an hour and letting them sit for another hour. Rinse them, cover them with fresh water, cover and boil for about two to three hours. Keep adding water to keep them from drying out. They are done when the broth is thick and they no longer taste gritty. A pot of beans will give you two to three nights of dinner. Don’t store tomatoes or peppers in plastic bags. They sweat and spoil in the fridge after about three days. Store your brown sugar in the freezer to keep it soft. If you are anemic, cooking with a cast iron skillet will increase your iron levels. For medical stuff: If you have to go to the ER and have no insurance, you can ask the billing office for a payment plan. If your medical bills for the year are greater than 7 percent of your income, you can claim them on your taxes as a deduction. That isn’t much comfort, but it’s worth noting. I used to work in a billing office. If you are insured through your parents, keep a copy of your card. Once you reach 18, you are considered the guarantor for your bill. If you don’t have your card when you go to the ER, call it in to the billing office or take them a copy after your discharge. Do it within the first month of the date of service. If you can’t afford your bill, you may be able to apply for a community grant through your hospital. Clothing: You can un-shrink a sweater by rinsing it in cold water and hanging it to dry.

My big sis above is amazeballs and brillant. She gives the best advice.

I just want to advise some quick things i learned myself.

FRENCH BREAD/ITALIAN BREAD- my preference is the French bread. It makes the best everything: sandwhiches, pizzas, crustinis, croutons, SANDWICHES, PIZZAS and its cheaper than buying reg fancy bread or ordering pizzas

KNIVES: please invest in a great super sharp or self sharpening set. You can hurt yourself with a dull knife and it will save you money if you can cut up your own food

FEBREEZE: get some. If you don’t have laundry access inside, dont feel like doing it, too depressed, too tired, too busy, nobody saw you where it…blah blah, you wont regret the investment. Relax everybody does it

Ginger, green tea, a tea kettle, chicken soup, iodinized salt, pepper black and red, garlic, drinkable water, fill those ice trays up regularly, furniture with two uses or have storage, more attractive storage, a place for shoes…all things you will need HARD while adulting.

If you don’t have time to knead the bread as outlined above and/or don’t find it therapeutic the way that commenter does? Bread machines are apparently passé, and I don’t remember the last time I didn’t see at least one any time I looked at the kitchen section at the thrift store. They’re usually about $6. It probably won’t come with the manual, but that’s what Google is for. Put all the ingredients in the pan, hit the appropriate buttons (varies slightly by model of machine), and in 3 hours you will have bread. Just make sure the yeast and water are both room temperature. Cold or expired yeast will result in very dense and bizarrely shaped bread, though most of it will still taste pretty good.

And seriously, THRIFT STORES. Not just for clothes. Furniture, kitchen stuff, picture frames, housewares, toys, bicycles, yarn, random office supplies… If you need it and it’s not perishable or edible, you can probably find it. You might even find it brand-new. Many retail stores have taken to donating merchandise that doesn’t sell on clearance. Cheaper than warehousing it, better PR than dumpstering it. If you need something particular or unusual, the tradeoff is time spent hunting, but for some of us that’s a feature rather than a bug. ;-)

Another few tips:

Baking soda is an effective fire extinguisher. Grease fire? Dump the box on that shit. NEVER pour water on or chuck ice cubes at a grease fire because IT WILL SPREAD. Ice in fire literally explodes.

If you live alone, you might shave a few bucks off your utility bill by being a tad sloppy. Use the light of one room to illuminate as much as possible. Don’t flush the toilet until morning. Pour the water from your spaghetti and shower–putting a bucket under the steam until it gets hot collects perfectly drinkable water– onto any plants you have. Freeload Wi-Fi and power from libraries and fast food places. A box of Borax can make your detergent stretch a bit further.

A crockpot is great. Anything you can make on the stove you can make in a crockpot, and without as much worry. Toss some ingredients in before bed or before you leave for work and you’ll have a ready meal when you get up/home.

Great for oatmeal, soups, stews, chili, beans…

Just gonna reblog this so I can find it when I need it!

Brown rice takes 45 minutes to cook, white rice doesn’t take as long, if you live at a high altitude you need to google instructions for boiling stuff. I can’t explain the science rn but seriously, some things won’t cook as well.