Relax chief nobody actually giwves a shit about company cards 

I’wve seen my dad buy loads of stuff for his stores for more than a shrimpy 1200 bucks

It’ll be fine no one’s gonna notice

Vwell there’s this T-birds jacket that I found a vwhile ago, right?

And get this: it’s an authentic prop, like straight from the set.

But it costs 1200 bucks that I didn’t hawve

Except nowv that I found my dad’s company platinum card...

I think I can afford it

Happy Wvalentine’s Day to me

Vwhatewver chief I don’t ewven care

If no one vwants to get me anyfin for wvalentine’s day, (vwhich I don’t understand, I mean, I’m great vwhy vwouldn’t they) then I’ll just get somefin for myself

Nobody knowvs me like me anyvways, I am obwviously great at giwving myself presents

Huh. Maybe that’s vwhy no one got me anyfin

Cuz they vwere all too afraid of disappointing me?. 

I mean I can’t blame them, I do hawve expensiwve tastes

That must be it

Can you hear this?

Do you vwant me to turn it up?

Excuse the fuck outta you I’m the nicest person I knowv

I reely don’t see howv that’s any of your business chief

For all you knowv I’m drowvnin in wvalentines, alright?

Because Wvalentine’s Day is fucking stupid that’s vwhy chief 

Vwhy is it it ewven a thing is vwhat I vwanna knowv

Can’t vwe just as a society decide to cancel it forewver that sounds like a good fuckin plan

I'm filling out job applications so that I can pay for "unecessities" like a decent hair cut.

I sent her one of Sokka because she kept getting annoyed by the puns I made when we marathoned a:tla.

Uhhhh…… okay I guess? She hasn’t responded to the meme I sent her earlier.