YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

one day this comic will reach a million notes and then i’m going to quit my job and become a couch

Huh? What’s this? I don’t remember ordering something that big.

Oh, it’s a sofa? I already have one, though…

Hang on, my job sent me this? Is this some sort of bonus or something?

Huh??? It’s empty?? Then why was it so heavy…

Oh hang on what’s this?

I’m not sure I can reach it…

Oh crap!!!!

Everyone who isn’t reblogging this version is a coward and a villain

while you studied the blade

I studied the blade too we were classmates

hey bro is there any blade homework due tomorrow

Bro, you didn’t know? The head of the man who killed your father is due tomorrow by noon.

u think the teacher will accept late work or

aw man I’m gonna fail my revenge arc

ALEX HIRSCH PLEASE

MOM WHY ARE PHINEAS AND FERB SHAPED LIKE THAT

1 minute after midnight tonight

Going to revive this attempt at an art account.  A drawing I did a while ago or @umbrethefluff of her character Cait Hall in my Monster of the week campaign!

upsasuke

what the FUCK is upsasuke

tch…. nothing that concerns you

@kyekkye

this clip from episode 21 has been making me laugh for the last ten minutes asihdkash. the audio suddenly cutting out, the slow head turn, the noise at the end akjhfkdsjh

im calling out everyone who says “this cleared my skin and watered my crops” when responding to images they like

i know you dont have crops

and i know you dont have skin

stop lying for a “joke”, this is a serious website for people to make posts on their blogs about their life experiences, not about making a ruckus and acting like fools

im so sorry

junk food is always better than no food

I’ve met people who will actually argue against this (and I suggest just blocking anyone who does) but if your choice is between going hungry and getting fast food or snack food….PLEASE JUST FEED YOURSELF. No food is actually bad enough that it’s better to skip eating entirely. Malnutrition is more dangerous, more immediately, and more long-term than any consequences of eating a damn twinkie or a cheeseburger.

At the peak of my disordered eating, I had a nutritionist who was like “milk and cookies is a good snack because fats+sugars+proteins, but more importantly, it’s food that you’ll eat.” 

On the bad days where I don’t want to eat cuz food is repulsive, the first thing that doesn’t sound completely disgusting is the thing I’ll eat no matter how healthy or junky it is for THIS EXACT REASON. You can always work out or eat better later, but you can’t do anything to get there if you pass out or worse due to not eating at all.

I’ve just been craving some adult Angus lately. 

modern poetry

oh my go- snatCHER WATCH OUT-

@drpuzz

[wife drops me off at moominvalley]

Voldemort Roleplay 18+

Ah, ‘ello there… Would you like to join me for a cuppa tea? 

‘ello mister voldemort gov’na two sugars please! could u say a little somefing for my yewchube channel?

Voldemort’s smile fades as he stares deadpan at the fellow British YouTuber. Tracer’s channel has more subscribers than him, and it does NOT make him feel Gucci. 

…….. of course, but first follow me into my cellar filled with delicious cheeses. 

tracer squints into the cellar and takes a greedy handful of cheese from a barrel marked ‘dairy free’. she’s not real hungry but she can’t afford to show weakness in front of her new friend and possible future YouTube collaborator….

oi fook yum how did u know how much i love cheese? this dairy free gouda sure is tastie mister voldemor-

wait…. wot are u doin’ love?

lacticus doloricus… the fourth forbidden curse

HNNNG OH FOCK NO MY LACK TOES INTOLERANTS

HAH wench! Now how will you make those pizza review videos? I own the British pizza review YouTube niche now.

Now go make some second rate ‘Let’s Play’ series like every other mediocre YouTuber.

oi……. don’t forget……… to loike….. comment….., an subscroibe…..

Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.

This is the visual equivalent of my mental state after half a bottle of vodka and a four-pack of red bulls at 4 am during exam season

I live in an island, so yesterday we had a really bad mist (like silent hill style) around the city ‘cause of the ocean and things like that. So what happened to show up inside of the mist? THIS DUDE! THIS DUDE SHOWED UP FROM NOWHERE WEARING THIS SILENT HILL PYRAMID HEAD COSPLAY AND JUST STOOD THERE! IN THE FUCKING MIDDLE OF THE STREET! FUCK! I ALMOST DIED WHEN I SAW THAT! To make it worst it was 2AM!

Somewhere on this island, a cosplayer saw the mist roll in and thought “My time has come…”

They saw their chance and they took it.

Man though you know what makes me sorta sad is when nerdy, “quiet” kids latch on to me during camp and they just talk and talk and talk about a thing they’re into (Skyrim, Pokemon, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, dinosaurs, whatever). And I see the kids just light up when they say something and I can chime in with an ‘oh hey, are you talking about [x]? I love that thing! Tell me more about it.’

Like, their parents will warn me ‘so-and-so is pretty quiet and hard to engage’ but no, man, just listen, your kid is so smart and so into This Thing, they’ll engage like fuck and talk your damn ear off it you let them. Frame it in their damn terms. Or! Just! Listen to them about their Thing! And they will engage with the rest of the material! Because they know you care about them! Amazing!!!

Quiet kids are usually that way because either no one listens, or there is always someone more dominant speaking wise in their group that always talks over them and then they give up. Some quiet kids are starved for attention and really really want to talk, but don’t always get the chance to

Everyone who reblogged this are good people. Bless you, this made me happy to read

Me

this reminds me of my favourite comic ever:

that was me growing up, heck that’s me now, whe I finally had friends and we talk about something we’re both interested I would find myself just talking and talking and talking when I was always the quiet one otherwise

woop

lookie here

its me in a nutshell

So me

GRIFFIN DOES A HEWWO???