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Stupid dumb little comic

Please please please I know we all love Friends and Chandler was our favourite character and Matthew always put a smile on our faces and that’s all amazing but can we please please please talk about this:

“I've had a lot of ups and downs in my life. I'm still working through it personally, but the best thing about me is that if an alcoholic or drug addict comes up to me and says, 'Will you help me?' I will always say, 'Yes, I know how to do that. I will do that for you, even if I can't always do it for myself! So I do that, whenever I can. In groups, or one on one.

And I created the Perry House in Malibu, a sober-living facility for men. I also wrote my play The End of Longing, which is a personal message to the world, an exaggerated form of me as a drunk. I had something important to say to people like me, and to people who love people like me.

When I die, I know people will talk about Friends, Friends, Friends. And I'm glad of that, happy l've done some solid work as an actor, as well as given people multiple chances to make fun of my struggles on the world wide web...

but when I die, as far as my so-called accomplishments go, it would be nice if Friends were listed far behind the things I did to try to help other people.

I know it won't happen, but it would be nice.”

- Matthew Langford Perry

(August 19, 1969 - October 28, 2023)

I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude

no hope for you even at all

dogmeat vs rex who wins

swear to god ever since bethesda started writing fallout games ive been like this

yes and it drives me INSANE its LITERALLY THE GAME SERIES ABOUT DON'T DROP THE FUCKING BOMBS

like huh???? abwughg?????? abuh?????huhguh????????? WHA???????? hm????????????????????????????????????

When they updated 76 to add in human NPCs and settlements they explicitly said it was because of all the nukes you launched to summon raid bosses made the place safe to live again.

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

You'd unfollow me for my pitcher plant pussy post? After the beautiful night we shared???

happy anniversary to godiwishthatwereme.jpg

someone put a birthday hat on them

Ask and you shall recieve

Happy 10 years anniversary to god i wish that were me 💕💞💕💞

You can believe in magic, but watch out.

It's fun learning astrology until you start to make broad assumptions about real people's behavior based only on their birthday.

It's fun to speculate about alien civilization until you say early cultures weren't competent enough to build their own pyramids or until scientologists stalk you for every penny you have.

It's fun dressing symptoms in mystical language like "empath" or "indigo child" until you go through life undiagnosed, unaccomodated and feeling less and less human.

It's all fun and games until Tiktokkers tell you hallucinations are actually attunement with a higher dimension and that you should stop taking your antipsychotics.

It's fun to think about possession and changelings until mom starts trying to "save" her child's soul or dad kills his family for having "serpent genes."

It's fun to see natural formations as if they were manmade until you start believing cultists when they say flying saucers are Antarctic Nazis.

You can believe in magic. It's fun to believe in magic. Believing in magic is valuable stimulation. But watch out. Remember your reality checks. There's a lot of cults and scams and white supremacists out there who want to sell you something, and that longing for magic to believe in is how they get you.

Pipe expanding machine

Wowww

Anthony Bourdain, from Les Halles Cookbook

fully exposed electronics, like the actual circuitry, that's high art. that's the appreciation of nudity. it's bold and brazen and yes, a bit horny.

translucent shells and casing ? girl that's lingerie, that's seduction and teasing. little bits of exposed wires and recessed reset switches, being able to see almost everything....that's more than "a bit" horny

why don’t you shut your fucking mouth and look at the wikipedia page for sucking cock???????????

alright one sec

hey it says i gotta have my mouth open for this one boss

idk what you guys are talking about. when i played portal glados only said nice things about me. she said i was the prettiest test subject and super nice and good at portals and she wanted to be my girlfriend. she said she was initially going to kill me but i won her heart. maybe she just doesn’t like you?

awwwww she thinks im special 🥰

"War never changes…"

Да, я очень люблю Fallout)

me whenever i see /pos and /hj: why are you calling me a piece of shit and what do handjobs have to do with any of this :/