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Your Sunflower

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Ry | 24 | ISFJ | Suffering in general
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wonwoonlight
Jihoon – only one bed + "This is stupid. And kind of fun.”
1.4k~ words – a thousand starlights event

You should know by now that when Kwon Soonyoung asks you to go on a trip on impulse that it could never go well.

First, the guy forgets that you’d have to book a spot in a camping site and you’re just lucky that there’s an empty spot because the person cancelled at the last minute

Second, he brings only snacks and not one ingredient to cook even though he’s prepared a portable stove and all its necessities, which is why you and Jihoon end up walking to the minimarket nearby to buy all the stuff he forgets to bring.

#not me also getting flustered reading this lmao#lee jihoon#seventeen
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warmau

jeonghan being an absolute slacker at school and chucking his shit out the window to jump out and skip class is so sexy honestly if he wasn’t an idol he’d somehow still be a millionaire high school dropout or something idk what he’d do but he’d still be rich and famous …. good for him

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warmau

you with your bachelors in statistics or some shit working a dead end job that barely pays you enough meeting jeonghan whose like hey i don’t know shit about business but i have three houses and a limo. you’re both annoyed and turned on. jeonghan with you in his lap an hour later calling his stressed accountant jihoon about possibly buying a fourth house for a new “friend”

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warmau

you’re like so what’s your job title and jeonghan leans back and is like isn’t being sexy enough to keep me occupied ? and you’re like no but seriously and he’s just like yeah seriously it’s hard to be the most eligible person in any room at any given time, no education can teach you how to do this and he just gestures to his face

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warmau

jihoon calling you and you’re like oh no has jeonghan blown all the money he’s ever made? is this the riches to rags moment? was he committing tax fraud - you can tell me. and jihoon is like actually no i just wanted to tell you that jeonghan is planning to get you an island so can you tell me which hemisphere you prefer? you’re like what

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warmau

jeonghan comes home one day with a bloody lip and scratches on his cheek and you’re like oh my god let me clean you up but also I KNEW IT you’re in something illegal and dangerous aren’t you that’s how you got rich right right almost stabbing his eye out with the qtip you’re holding because you’re so enthusiastic about finally finding out and he’s like grabbing your wrist to stop you and going ahhh no i actually just tried to bring a stray cat home but it was dark and i accidentally actually picked up a raccoon so. yeah

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warmau

jeonghan has two rich friends who are apparently in the business with him and it’s junhao and you’re like introducing yourself and hao is like are you - not to be rude - but wearing a tshirt from the gap? and you’re like y- yes and hao looks over at jeonghan like hey you cheap bastard give them your card how can you treat someone so pretty like this? and you’re like um treat me like what? and hao looks at junhui like the gap….and junhui clicks his tongue like the gap…really jeonghan? and you’re like i bought this for myself like two years ago - hao gasps like TWO YEARS and junhui is like quickly we must go at least a prada or something small and you’re like what’s happening and jeonghan sighs like here we go and just pulls you into his side as he follows junhao while you’re still like ???

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warmau

anyway rich boy jeonghan pulling you into his hands while you wear his tom ford button down with the diamond cufflinks still on and give him kisses while rolling around on sheets and blankets made of the finest material or whatever rich people do . little cuddle in wool sheets imported from wherever the best wool is . rouge hermes lipstick stains all over his neck

#lmaoo he probably got into crypto by mistake too#he was probs like this is a fun game#also you can’t tell me that Vernon isn’t also in the rich group#he’s 100% selling nfts#like rare pepes#he just doesn’t dress rich or lore like casual rich#yoon jeonghan#vernon chwe#seventeen
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