Spiffiness Abounds

glóin and baby gimli

you can get a print here: inprnt!

love how Witch Tumblr and Wizard Tumblr are both active and well-populated parts of Tumblr that have almost 0 overlap

Just like in Discworld.

3d printed start gate

For @madgedothorse

Wait for it...

Oh sweet HOLY SHIT :O

@autie-j

Ethan, you wanna see some shit?

The rope??

The wall???!

Just the other day my dog did a big stretchy and fell off the couch

Just the other day

my dog did a big stretchy

and fell off the couch

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Barkour

moon child

now i can cry AND pop it & lock it at the same time, thanks djcrinkles

Mass Effect heritage posts

You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

OH MY GOD I NEEDED THIS

For the chronically anxious and/or otherwise mentally ill:

This is not a screamer, jumpscare, or any other kind of horror link I don’t know the name of. It will not cause you to question reality and as far as I’m aware, there is no reason it should cause any kind of hallucinations or psychosis. I don’t want to spoil the surprise because it’s DELIGHTFUL but I am happy to tell you it’s very sweet and gentle and also great lowkey stress relief. This is a cinnamon roll link appropriate for all ages (yes, all the way down to babies) and you will enjoy it if you click it. ❤️

This makes me so happy

@09shell-sea09

You definitely must try this!

D&D going mainstream really messed up people's expectations cause chances are you're not gonna find a DM who has the free time, talent and resources to put on a tale that competes with Tolkien. you're gonna find your friend's roommate Phil who's read one of the manuals a few times and has to pause to get a calculator out to figure out how much damage your attack did and his story is blatantly ripping off a dragon age 2 side quest

(tag via @dare-to-dm)

“average DM has 20 unique character voices" factoid actualy just statistical error. average DM actually has 3 unique character voice. Spiders Lee Mulligan, who has over 10,000 unique character voices, is an outlier adn should not have been counted”

Signs and their months on an alignment chart

Wow I am a sad disaster

Sauce :

2 Tbsp soy sauce 1 Tbsp dark soy sauce 1 Tbsp shaoxing wine 1 Tbsp sesame oil 1 inch grated ginger 1 minced garlic clove 1/2 Tbsp sugar

you're welcome.

Bonus tip : you can add an egg (or more) to make hard boiled eggs at the same time (to eat now or later)

Bonus tip #2 : you can cook half rice, half quinoa/small green lentils (takes the same time)

This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?

There’s so much to unpack here:

Hey, everyone! Have this translated Studio Ghibli guide to watercolours that a classmate sent me.

Personality test, is 80f/26c too hot for you?

by Maruco

@wizardcurse

I'm gonna link to the animations in case y'all either don't remember or have never heard of some of these.

A quick note: these were made in the 2000s. Comedy is subjective, there's some strong examples of dark and/or "lolz teh random" humor in these. Maybe some cultural blindness, too. That said, enjoy a time capsule of stuff made before/during the birth of Youtube, now hosted on Youtube.

Kenya

Salad Fingers, episode 2

End of Ze World

Schfifty Five

The Hamster Dance

Badgers

"Rejected" by Don Hertzfeldt

Charlie the Unicorn

The Llama Song

Peanut Butter Jelly Time

"Fire ze missiles!" for me... but TO THIS DAY, whenever I notice it's Monday evening... or anything relating to tuesday, I am compelled to say, out loud, "Tuesday's coming, did you bring your coat?"