firbolg enthusiast

Hello!  I’m opening up commissions!  I can be contacted via my tumblr dms or instagram dms (link to IG -> https://www.instagram.com/the_casseroni/)

Just bumping this with updated/complete links bc I was a dummy the first time.  I’m gonna have 5 slots open at a time and I still have 4 slots open.

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The music in water levels:

The music in snowy levels:

Don’t forget the desert levels

The haunted house level:

The cave level though

The Boss Level:

Okay so you loooove these fictional space people who hardly or never remove their head covering? You love their sense of community and loyalty to family? You think the armor and helmets are so cool? You write massive posts about the philosophy of intimacy in their culture of who to show your face? What about your opinion on actual real life people who wear headscarves or niqabs? Do you respect us too? Oh so it's only fine when space people do it?

Artist: Naughtie_Nine

yeah you're "punk" but are you normal about deformed people?

btw this includes people without eyes or noses. can you talk about these people without making jokes about them? can you see them in public without making a spectacle of their existence? do you consider their existence 'gore'?

reminder that donating just a few $ to gofundme campaigns actually helps, you don't have to donate huge amounts if you don't have the funds, every little bit is useful. give $10, $5, even $1. it all adds up. don't scroll past because you think you can't help. help in your own capacity. donate a dollar. share and speak up.

here are a few gofundme links that still need a lot of help

If everyone who reblogs this post donates $5 (which I now know is the minimum you can donate on gofundme) to at least one of these, think about how fast we can help them all reach their respective goals

Since I made this post less than 24 hours ago we've collectively raised over $2000, and a lot of those donations were in the amount of $5-10. Keep sharing and keep donating. There is strength in numbers, and if those in power won't help we still have to do what we can. Small numbers add up. Thank you all for doing what you can. It does make a difference.

1. It has people giving pictures (from inside bathrooms and changing rooms!!) Of the people they're submitting as trans, and what the fuck?

2. I need to share this excerpt (paragraph breaks my own):

We did it yall!! The UTAH WEBSITE IS DOWN

oh so this dumbshit mask bill gets worse actually

hello everyone this is from an anti-masking bill in my state of North Carolina and it would not only ban masks but people like the KKK could be exempted from such a thing! while immunocompromised people are left in the dust.

here's a petition to halt it:

here's a link to the people in charge of voting tomorrow to contact! email, call, tell them how you won't visit or vacation here if the bill goes through. please, this is important since they're discussing it tomorrow, wednesday (5/14) and could vote on it tomorrow too! you don't have to live here to send something either! please spread the word

https://www.ncleg.gov/Committees/CommitteeInfo/SenateStanding/148

HERE is a script for you to use at the bottom of the doc! THE PEOPLE LINKED ABOVE ARE WHO YOU SHOULD CONTACT, AND NOT THE ONES IN THE GOOGLE DOC. The people you need to contact are ones part of the rules committee!

forget stan culture if you even know what your favorite band looks like fuck off

What

okay like The White Pharaoh image macros i make are supposed to be somewhat of a parody of Mormons but like. how the fuck am i supposed to parody this, they literally already did the thing. the thing that im like “oh haha this is funny because its an exaggeration” no. the mormons actually made the most ass-ugly egyptophilic sculpture that i have ever seen in my life

hair loss is okay and natural and most people will experience it at some point. But it's also okay to want your hair back and to do what you need to make that happen. Love andlight..

Doubly so for trans people. I feel like we're way more prone to it. Never met a trans man who didn't start balding at some point. Frankly never met a trans woman who started HRT past the age of 35 who didn't at least have a little hair recession. Hair loss is so so common and yet the majority of people just mock it.... It sucks!! You're made to feel so unattractive and unwanted. If you've suffered any hair loss, whether or not you're trying to grow it back, you're beautiful! I mean it!!! You are worth so much more than your hairline... and it's just a part of the human experience... Big foreheads are sexy, Widow's Peaks are sexy, slicked back hair with receding temples are SEXY! i MEAN IT!!! women, cis and trans, lose their hair - men, cis and trans, lose their hair - our hair follicles are just WEAK ASS BITCHES... I love u bald bitches I LOVE U

Thin hair is sexy. Fuzzy, thin bangs are sexy. Buzzed heads are sexy. Hair extensions are sexy! Wigs are sexy damn it!!!! The conventional Beauty standard of a full head of hair with a beautiful filled in hairline past the age of 25 is total bullshit. Don't fall for it. I LOVE YOU TRANS PEOPLE WITH RECEEDING HAIRLINES 💕💕💕💕

Also no people can't tell okay. I know. I know. I know you look at everyone's hairlines cuz you're self-conscious about your own but other people aren't doing that. And if they can tell they don't care. It's literally fine. I love you

i'd rather see 1000 graffiti penises than 1 product billboard. i'd live in dick city if it meant i could avoid advertisements in my daily life.

Wizard Fact #42: The real reason you're not supposed to stick a fork into your toaster is because you might stab one of the wizards in there

and they will instantaneously retaliate with a level 8 Chain Lightning, as is their right

phenomenon that kinda makes me want to kill myself

you guys are so fucking obnoxious