why is “olde vampires in high school” the big thing and not “olde vampires in college”
- everyone in college is eccentric. everyone
- you wanna wear full on Victorian suit? the girl in pajamas who clearly hasn’t slept in three days supports you
- everyone is too preoccupied to care as long as you’re polite and follow class etiquette
- multiple high school diplomas? eh. same stuff. multiple BAs? Enjoy learning chemistry AND art history! All in detail!
- wandering around campus at 3am? that’s just the lifestyle tm
- no matter how old or young you look it’s not really that weird, there’s sixteen year olds and sixty year olds doing BAs somewhere
- big schools are very anonymous so nobody’s gonna bother to hassle you
the girl in pyjamas is the vampire
Also:
- If u put ur blood in a water bottle ppl will assume it’s juice and be Jealous
- “Oh god I’m a monster” 20 students who r all procrastinating big projects say “same” simultaniousely and with the exact same tone
- Everything is a joke so if u say “I subsist on the lifeblood of mankind” someone will go “lol what a mood”
- It would take u like 100 years to major in everything
- Seen sucking the blood of a fellow classmate and u r instantly the campus Cryptid and Mascot
- Listen. If u have an ethical dilemma go find a philosophy major that believes in ethical subjectivism and they’ll make u so angry u forget abt whatever the fuck was bothering u
- College is the only acceptable place to get into fistfights over classical literature
- Literally all u need to do to avoid suspicion is be the guy that always has gum and a stapler
- If u have a majestic mustache ppl will just assume ur an English major
- Allergic to crosses? Cool. So r certain stem majors.
two roommates. one is a victorian goth who knows thousands of edwardian poems about death and carries a vintage umbrella and only goes out at night
the other wears sweetpants and is a vampire