Enha as Part-Time Coffee Shop Employees

gonna be real I wrote this one during my shift today because it was extremely slow and I have been having a lot of enha brainrot lately.

College Student! Enhypen Headcannons

Warnings: absolutely no proof-reading, written in the worst format possible, no punctuation

⋅•⋅⊰∙∘☽༓☾∘∙⊱⋅•⋅

hee:

- always gets the best tips because he flirts with every customer that steps foot in the shop

- (and i mean like every customer, he’s giving free treats to little kids while telling their moms how well they pull off their business casual work outfits. at least one college frat boy has left questioning his sexuality. and he also somehow got that old couple to blush and giggle while taking their order)

- honestly he’s just average at his actual job but he is just so confident that everyone believes he’s doing an exceptional job

- always singing along to the radio while he makes people their drinks, will serenade customers directly if they are close enough to the counter

- uses pet names when delivering orders

- (“here you go sweetheart” “your order is ready darling”)

- he is a manager because he’s been working there the longest and his customer service is immaculate

-doesn't usually enforce any rules or use his manager position but when he does...

-none of the other boys really respect his position as a manager (they forget he's a manager most of the time) even though he is the oldest and he has to tell everyone multiple times to do anything

-"hey man you gotta clean the espresso machine before you go" "haha yeah, very funny bro. i'm gonna clock out" "no I'm serious you actually have to do it" "oh shit, you were serious?"

jake:

- also gets good tips for flirting but unlike heeseung he is completely unaware that he’s doing it, he thinks he’s just being nice

- is so many people’s campus crush that there are quite a few regulars that have his schedule memorized and come in specifically when he is working to have a chance to talk to him

- sometimes he tries to joke with the customers but the jokes don’t hit

- (usually they still laugh anyway cause he’s cute and then don’t want him to feel awkward)

- gets confused sometimes and gets orders wrong but when the customer comes to tell him he’s so genuinely upset while apologizing with his cute pouty face that the customers usually end up just keeping the drink they were given and still tip him

- one time he dropped someone’s order and said fuck really loud in the store in front of someone’s kid, he spent the next 30 minutes apologizing even though the parents said it was fine and that they thought it was funny

- (whoever was on shift with him had to clean up the mess)

jay:

- runs his shift so tightly

- everything has to be going smoothly and the shop has to be clean or else he will have an aneurism

- will absolutely scold the other boys for making mistakes at full volume in front of customers and then when he turns to take their order his personality does a full 360 and he has his customer service voice on

- is a manager because he is actually good at his job and keeps the shop running smoothly

- gets so scared when he makes mistakes

- (“i’m the manager i can’t make mistakes like this” mentality)

- scared of getting fired even though he’s one of the boss’s favorite employees

- people will come in the shop to watch him work because he looks really handsome and chic in his apron and glasses

- but one time a girl tried to get his number and he got so nervous that he ended up spilling her drink or her shoes and then tripping when he came around the counter to clean it up

- she did not text him back

sunghoon:

- doesn’t talk much during his shift so everyone thinks he’s mysterious and intimidating

- he’s really just shy

- actually extremely clumsy

- cannot remember anyone’s order even if they’ve said it to him 6 times

- has broken the espresso machine more times than he will admit to

- your order will either take 30 minutes and be correct because he has to really think to remember or it will come out in a reasonable amount of time and be wrong

- customers do not complain because they are scared of him

- he actually knows that he messed up that persons drink so he started glaring so that they don’t bring it back because he will get in trouble if he gets another complaint

- secretly really funny and makes a lot of jokes with his coworkers so everyone loves being on shift with him even though he makes mistakes

- he is one strike away from getting fired (his boss told him this but doesn’t actually mean it, they think he’s a good kid he just needs to get it together)

sunoo:

- knows every regular and remembers everything about their lives

- knows all of the campus drama because he is so easy to talk to

- (is he in the art club? no. does he know that two members have a crush on the president but he’s actually gay and in love with his best friend? yes, of course)

- gives customers extra pastries or upgrades their drink size if they tell him good drama

- honestly he works kind of slow but he talks to every customer while he’s working so they don’t realize how long their order took at all

- (he’s putting cute art on the top of drinks so it always takes longer than normal)

- is also really good at talking customers into getting extra pastries or cookies with their order even if they only came in for one drink

- the boss put him in charge of making all of the signs and decorating the store because he’s the best at figuring out aesthetics

- gets mad if the other boys move his displays without asking

- if he sees a customer he recognizes outside of work he will go up and say hi to them

jungwon:

- just really good at his job

- picks things up really quick, new special menu item? he looked at it one time and can already make it perfectly

- the shop is also the cleanest whenever jungwon is on shift

- is everyone’s favorite manager

- in charge of training new employees because he is the only one who ever actually knows what’s going on (and he's nicer than jay when it comes to newbies making mistakes)

- the only employee that never gets any complaints

- so sweet to every customer and makes sure to ask them how they are and all about their day while they wait

- (he genuinely cares and isn’t just asking to be polite)

- gives the best advice to customers and ends up getting really good tip because of it

- is so nice to the customers even if they are a little bit rude to him

- (except for one time a customer was rude to sunoo while they were on shift together and he was actually prepared to go to jail)

- gets paid the most but don’t tell the other guys

ni-ki:

- you know when niki is working cause the music is absolutely blasting over the speakers

- has literally never been on time once

- (consistently pulls up to his shift 45 minutes late)

- honestly he’s not very good at his job but he’s goofy and fun to talk to so people don’t mind

- only gets about 50% of the orders right even though he was the one who wrote them down

- refuses to clean anything

- for some reason every older woman that comes in the shop absolutely loves him and will ask other employees about him if he isn’t on shift that day

- gets everyone’s names wrong on their order on purpose cause he thinks it’s funny

- (if they correct him he pulls the foreigner card and then they get really awkward)

- ((will laugh about it after they leave))

- probably should’ve gotten fired by now tbh but the owner just thinks he is such a sweet boy and doesn’t have the heart to ask him to leave

⋅•⋅⊰∙∘☽༓☾∘∙⊱⋅•⋅

best work combos:

jay and niki:

- the store is in complete chaos niki is messing up everything and jay has to follow behind him no fix things while apologizing to the customers.

- niki keeps turing up the music and jay keeps turing it down but then the second he isn’t paying attention niki turns it up again

- customers think it’s funny and still end up getting the correct orders so they don’t mind.

- in the end it works out because jay gets a lot of tip because customers can tell how exasperated he is and niki basically doesn’t have to do anything the whole shift cause jay doesn’t trust him so he just gets to have fun.

jungwon and sunoo:

- just feels like hanging out with friends while in the shop

- the environment is so calm and friendly that customers just want to spend all day there and usually end up ordering more than once just to hang out longer

- every customer gets their own personal therapy session while waiting for their drink

- a customer is having boyfriend problems? jungwon is listening intently and letting the customer vent while sunoo is telling her to dump his ass and to know her worth

- everyone leaves the shop feeling refreshed from both the drink and the nice conversation

jake and heeseung:

- tbh the service was average and so were the drinks but everyone will leave the shop with their heart fluttering and butterflies in their stomach

- they also have the best work playlist

Beautiful Brown Eyes (Heeseung x Reader)

Enhypen Heeseung x genterl neutral!reader *FLUFF*

(There are some mentions of possibly having a kid, but not seriously and there are no gendered pronouns mentioned for the reader)

Summary: Spending a quiet night together with your long-term boyfriend Heeseung, a simple joke between him and some friends starts to get you thinking about a possible future.

Warnings: mention of children (ew)

Word Count: 1,369

This is my first fic in so long and I wrote it a little bit tipsy so it might be absolute trash so please be gentle with me. Also, it is completely unedited so please ignore any mistakes.

can someone please help me find this fanfic?? i just remembered it and it is killing me

it's soobin x y/n x yeonjun where soobin is y/ns boyfriend but wants to watch yeonjun and her sleep together,, and then it ends with the three of them becoming a poly relationship

idk why it's bothering me so much but I need to make sure this is real and not just something I made up in my brain

i just found a draft i started 2 years ago and never finished......

should i pull it out of post purgatory or leave it alone?

it was a seventeen reaction

oh no it was requested.... im so sorry whoever requested that,, it was not my intention to ghost you for 2 years 

Let Me In (College Boyfriend!Jay)

College Boyfriend!Jay x gender neutral reader

Hi I haven’t written anything in a long time and this is not proof read or looked over at all so if it is absolutely terrible thats totally my bad. Also I literally haven’t written in like two years so this is surely a weird experience.

Summary: Jay always hides behind his cool guy persona, but when you start dating you want to break through to see his fun, vulnerable side more. 

Warnings: A little bit sugesstive, mentions of smoking (no one actually smakes it’s just breifly mentioned)

Word Count: 1,817

Jay always had this cool persona, the dark clothes, the mysterious aura, everything. Very few people knew that he was a huge goofball who was almost always saying something embarrassing or fooling around to make his friends laugh. He likes it that way. He likes for people to see him as this intimidating figure. Someone who is always going to be the coolest in the room. You knew better. While you weren’t officially dating (yet) you definitely got a few glimpses of his softer, more carefree side. The side that is always making his friends laugh. And you couldn’t wait to see more of it.

Since you had only been on a few dates so far, all of which being in public spaces, you had very little opportunity to engage in any skinship. There had been some hand-holding, an arm around the shoulder, maybe a quick peck on a few occasions, but none of which had been initiated by Jay. You think it’s because he’s trying to keep up this mysterious cool guy act, but you want nothing more than to break through and see his authentic self. And a little bit more intimacy with him would be a plus as well.

When Jay invited you to a party tonight at one of his senior's frat houses, you decided that tonight was the night that you finally break through his shell. 

The party was off to a slow start, other than being mobbed by Beomgyu, who begged you to come dance with him, as soon as you came in. You hadn’t realized Jay was taking you to a TXT party. Internally you wished it had been somewhere else, somewhere where you knew fewer people so it wouldn’t be as embarrassing if someone caught on to your little plan of action, but you were already here so this would have to do. 

Brushing Gyu off with the promise that you would find him for that dance later, you link your fingers with, a not so unusually quiet, Jay’s and pull him off somewhere with less people. The benefit to this being a house you were familiar with was that you knew all of the good spots. You lure him off with the promise of a drink, but slowly make your way up towards a balcony you know is on the second floor. 

You can tell he’s caught on to your actions by the way he smirks at you when you not so subtly pull him from room to room. However, he doesn’t mention it and you can tell he’s still trying to maintain some distance between the two of you despite having come to this part on a pseudo date. When you finally manage to navigate yourself out to the balcony you give him no chance to start up an act you spring into action.

“Jay, will you let me in?” You turn towards him suddenly. The way you turn doesn’t leave much space between you two and clearly, he’s caught off guard, faltering in his facade a bit. 

“W-What?” he mumbles quietly, at a loss for words.

“Look,” you sigh, looking into his eyes. Placing your hands around the back of his neck slowly guiding him closer to you as you speak. He makes no move to stop you, letting you guide him how you want. “I like you. I really like you. But I need you to let me in.” He looks taken aback by your sudden confession, but at the same time he’s enthralled by you and can’t get himself to stop you or to look away.

“I want to know you,” You continue, your bodies pressed completely together now; your bodies melding together in the way that you hoped they would. 

“I want to see you. I want…” You hesitate for a minute sliding one hand from around the back of his neck up to the side of his face. He closes his eyes for a moment and you can tell by the calm breath he releases that you’re getting through to him, to the real Jay.

“I want to touch you.” 

It’s impossible to tell who leaned in first, but suddenly your lips were together. He had kissed you before briefly, but you could tell this was completely different. Finally, the real Jay was kissing you, not the person Jay was pretending to be. 

Things escalated pretty and before you knew it Jay had you pressed against the railing. His hands were all over you in a way that let you know he wasn’t holding back anymore. This was what you were missing, and you couldn’t wait to see more of this side of him. Running your hands into Jay’s hair, he lets out a small noise, almost a whine. This was something completely unexpected from what you had experienced with him before and it was something you became immediately addicted to. You can’t stop yourself from deepening the kiss excited for what the night has in store. But before you can get much further…

“Hey! I've been looking for you everywhere!” A voice startles you both. 

Quickly jumping apart, more on Jay’s part than yours, he quickly turns away from whoever interrupted you and looks out into the night sky that can be seen from your spot on the balcony. Who knew you would turn out to be the calm and collected one in this relationship.  

“Now what are you two doing out here alone?” Beomgyu asks in a teasing voice as he assesses the situation. You take a quick glance at Jay and can almost see the gears turning in his head as he tries to come up with a single “cool” activity that would keep up his persona without revealing to your new guest what was actually occurring just a few moments ago. You make a move to help him but before you get a chance to speak…

“Smoking!” he bursts a little to rushed for it to sound natural. Jay had never smoked a day in his life, nor would he, but it was the only thing his brain could come up with as a plausible reason to be outside despite the fact that neither of you were holding anything to corroborate this story. You have to hold yourself back from laughing and breaking his cover. Although you hadn't known him for too long, something you already figured out: Jay was always such a bad liar. 

“And I just needed some air,” you chime in to try and strengthen the alibi even a little. “Plus the view is nice.” It really was a beautiful view now that you think about it. However, you hadn’t noticed it until you mentioned it just now. 

“Okay lame,” If Gyu had noticed something was amiss he didn’t mention it. “Well, I’m gonna have to break whatever this is up because you promised me a dance and they just started playing my favorite song.” You shake your head, this was just like him to bust in like this for something so trivial, but you agree, seeing as the moment has been ruined already anyway. However, just as you’re about to reluctantly head back into the sweaty frat house something catches your attention. 

“Yo, calm down!” He whispered it in a hushed tone, but you could still hear it clearly. Unsure of what he was talking about, you turn slightly to check on your lover making sure that everything was alright. However, the sight that you turned to only made you laugh.

There he was cool as ever in his dark clothes, back turned to you. If you hadn’t been deeply aware of your past actions, like the unknowing bystander that is your annoying friend, Jay could be perceived as brooding mysteriously on the edge of the balcony. Maybe even smoking as he had lied earlier. But you knew the truth. It was subtle, but obvious enough to you, that your fling was fidgeting with his belt in an attempt to downplay the effects of your previous escapades. At first, your laugh was manageable, nothing more than a small giggle that could be played off as a person in love with the man standing before you. However, when you notice the downward turn of his head and it clicks that maybe the whisper you heard earlier was his attempt to get his own body under control, you can't help but let out a loud roar of a laugh. 

This catches Jay’s attention as he turns his head to you slightly, at first from being startled by the loud sound, but then his eyes change to ones that are pleading with you for some sort of respite from his current position. Taking the hint, you ask Gyu for one second before walking closer to the dejected man at the railing. 

You have already decided in your head to get the attention away from him like he silently asked, but that won’t stop you from teasing him a little bit before you do so. Placing both of your hands flat on his lower back you slowly, gently move them up until they are resting on his shoulders. Feeling the muscles tense under your fingers as you do so lets you know that your little scheme is having exactly its desired effects. Once your hands make their way up and over his shoulders so that your arms are gently wrapped around his neck from behind he spares you a quick sideways glance. The look is quick but you didn’t need long to catch the look of annoyance that he was sending you… or at least trying to. The red tint veiled over his entire face was giving away everything you needed to know. 

Fueling the fire you place a quick kiss directly on the side of his neck, granting you a little involuntary gasp from Jay. You can tell that he’s blushing hard by the heat that transferred from his neck to your lips even from just that quick contact. 

“I’ll see you inside when you’re done ‘smoking’.” You say to him gently before letting him go and moving back toward your friend who’s now holding the door for you. 

As you head in Jay looks back one last time once he knows that Beomgyu is far enough through the doorway that he won’t be able to see his flustered state. Feeling his glance at you you turn to catch his eye as you step back into the humid air of the party. You take this opportunity to send a quick kiss accompanied by a teasing wink, a silent promise that you’ll make sure you meet again later. 

Scoffing Jay shakes his head and looks down at his hands that were currently grasping the railing in front of him. All he can think is that he’s in big trouble because you’ve totally got him wrapped around your finger. 

and for a little treat ^^^

masterlist