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It Takes two wings for a bird to dance

@fishslappping / fishslappping.tumblr.com

I guess if I’m actually going to use this shit again I should change my age so children don’t talk to me
Im 29 and already in midlife crisis where’s my rogaine
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ok but Levi’s laugh in the wedding scene just after Louis and Paul give in to dancing genuinely sounds like squidward

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I’ve had about 3.5k in vet bills over the past two months and now one of my other dogs is acting like she could have an intestinal blockage, her farts are downright foul and stinking up my entire house, and my cat has suddenly gained a pound out of nowhere and her abdomen feels weird I’M GOING LOSE MY MIND

#TOO MANY SLICES. WHY DID WE ALL PICK THESE FEW MONTHS TO HAVE ISSUES#probably off to the ER this morning and I SWEAR TO GOD IF I PAY FOR AN X-RAY AND IT’S JUST BAD GAS !!!! OLIVE!!!!!#and then probably another X-ray for my cat this week Jfc
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I gotta be honest I missed the Goncharov meme and for the longest time I thought it was a joke about an old movie called Gornachav but turns out that doesn’t exist my brain straight up fabricated it and I’ve only been hazily remembering Russian politician and last leader of the Soviet Union Mikhail Gorbachev this entire time

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