posting my old pixel art day 18

made in 2021

posting my old pixel art day 18

made in 2021

people will hear you talk about struggling with mental illness and say “you can do anything if you just put your mind to it”. brother what part of the body does the mental illness happen in. what do you think is the problem

shit I missed my window, next week I guess

Reblog on Tuesday to let your followers know it’s safe to leave the bog

Damnit, I’m a day late. I’ll try again next week

I only see this post on wednesdays. Why must I be trapped in the bog forever

Get out everyone

Out

The bog is safe and I like it in here, maybe next week?

Leaving the bog has been postponed indefinitely, too nice in here

Have, you, like, SEEN the state of the world? The bog is warm and safe. There’s some shit going on out there, but here, in this moment, in this bog; we just boggin’

Imagine if you had a neighbour who keeps performing songs from Phantom of the Opera in his apartment every night, by himself but accompanied by a parrot, which he has taught to sing Christine's part. Admittedly it's kind of obnoxious but you are far too baffled to even be properly annoyed. And also you don't want to confront someone with that kind of power and determination. So every once in a while you just hear this guy dramatically bellow

[ASTONISHINGLY HIGH-PITCHED PARROT SHRIEK]

I'm so sorry I had to it was haunting me

Put a / in the year you were born, so we will have an average age

This is what we did before polls, when we could still edit posts

stone age tumblr utilizing primitive tools

TIL that in 1903 the New York Times predicted that building a flying machine would be possible in 1-10 Million years.

via ift.tt

To understand how ridiculous this is, the first successful powered airplane flew this same year, 1903

You’re understating how ridiculous

it wasn’t just the same year. it was nine days later

average new york times cringe fail

rabbits know and resent their place on the food chain

mice and rats also know they’re prey animals, they just have such joy of living that it cancels out. guinea pigs have no concept of death but understand contextless fear. hamsters however do know the food chain, but they also know that attachment to the earth is the root of suffering and they wisely deny the faults of the ego

fucking crazy. mating ritual is just unwashed pussy and balls so potent you can smell it . we are freaks

fym “was considered” get that mingehair in my FACE

Reminded me of that dude on 4chan who had a hay fever attack and needed an ambulance after huffing his girlfriend's pussy

This

the cashier at barnes & noble just gave me this duck at checkout and they said “i give these to children and people with a certain vibe.”

floored to know something about me aligns with this duck

Yes geologists! Doing the important work 💖

Credit to: The Sedgwick Museum of Earth Sciences

cool flags cool flags cool flags!!! WITH ROCKS

i umderstand

i wasn’t joking

this post has haunted me for like 3 years. every time i start to think i imagined it, it shows up on my dash again and then immediately disappears into the ether for another 17 months

i'm not a doctor or a nutritionist, but sometimes i hear women talking about their diets and it takes all i have to not be like "this is not normal. you have an eating disorder and you are in a cult."

saw a magazine article yesterday called something like "how i lost 3 stone without setting foot in a gym" and when i read it i discovered that the secret to her weight loss was... eating under 500 calories a day. girl that's not a diet that's just anorexia

and everyone's like "why are so many girls nowadays developing eating disorders" as if diet culture isn't an entire industry specifically designed to profit off women's misery and dysmorphia and self-hatred. this is the bad place!!!!!

I was getting arranged married to Jesus Christ on the beach. I was super upset, but my family kept telling me that I didn't have a choice. I'm a Buddhist lesbian...

How dare you leave this in the tags?

There was a German version of Deadpool called Deutschpool. He was like Deadpool but in lederhosen. He ate my leftovers. The only thing he said in English is when he smacked my ass and said, “Hey handsome”.

THESE?