The Tits Have Met

PLUTO (OCTOBER 19TH, 2024)

y’all working from home

SCREAM…..so what

“My father couldn’t warm my frozen hands.” ― Tahereh Mafi

"But won't children be confused by all the LGBT-"

Yesterday I saw a mother with a baby carriage, being followed by a girl of about 4-6 years old on a bicycle. The kid started ringing her bike bell like RING RING RING RING RING RING RING, and the mother turned to look behind them to see whether they were being followed by a cyclist who desperately needs to pass them for the sake of everyone's safety.

And the little girl - who just rang the goddamn bell herself 5 seconds ago - also turned to look.

Kids are confused by everything at all times. They don't know jack shit. About anything.

i remember being like 8 or 9 and being told that my dad’s ex-wife was no longer diane and we were to address her as daniel now. my reaction: “ok.”

me and my brother later had a small discussion about whether that could happen randomly (conclusion: no, he probably had to file papers or something) and whether daniel should now be referred to as dad’s ex-husband (conclusion: yes but only to see the face he’ll make) but at no point did we find it like... alarming? the world is big and weird. we were used to it.

finding out a sorta-relative could just change genders off camera, as it were, was a whole lot less head-splodey than finding out there were no squirrels in australia!

There’s no what

it's easy to mock the concept of batman's secret identity and think it's ridiculous that nobody would realize that he's bruce wayne but if some lady suddenly showed up late at night dressed in full military grade kevlar and started fighting crime in los angeles i wouldn't look at that and think "ah it's kylie jenner"

Same logic applies to Clark Kent tbh

I wouldn’t see Superman, the crazy powerful alien, zooming past me and go “i think he’s secretly an award winning journalist”

"it's a bird, it's a plane, it's...anderson cooper?!"

Me: *sees masked man fighting both crime and police corruption*

Me: I have no idea who that is, but it is NOT a billionaire.

People don’t even recognise tony hawk without the skateboard what do you expect

People don’t even recognize Tony Hawk WITH a skateboard, bless them.

“you are a lawyer and he is a hamster” is one of the funniest statements ive ever had the pleasure of reading

“God is good I will trust him” and “I know he likes peanut butter” gave me whiplash.

king

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JAMIE the haunting of bly manor / 1.02

But I saw how he twisted himself in her. Burrowed in deep. I know why so many people mix up love and possession…

Ownership X Love

People do, don’t they? Mix up love and possession.

I don’t think that should be possible. They’re opposites really: love and ownership.

...and he loved her the whole way.

I am told, and I believe, that he loves her still. ♡

You said it was a ghost story. It isn’t. No? It’s a love story. Same thing, really.