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my full comic for @ohshc20thzine

Happy Ecto-Implosion time!! This is my art for the event and I had the coolest writer @contraryphantom as my partner!

Go give her fic a read!!! 💖💖💖

"Kidnapped Crown" by ContraryNonsense

40 year old man pulls his back trying to beat up a 14 year old kid

this is fucking stupid but here we are ignore the loser watermark idk how to make gifs

Hey yeah in the midst of all the hype and the strikes, can we PLEASE fucking talk about this

barbie sketch to final

Come on Tumblr, don’t be fucking cowards

Alternatively -  come on nameless intern #102, you have a chance to be the fucking funniest person on staff.

cowards

Time for manual blazing, tumblr can be a coward but they can't stop us.

I found that shirt in real life and this came to me like a prophet receiving a vision

Miles “Who’s Morales?” Morales

Glad we’re in agreement

Here’s a codex for the ancient ghost language used in A GLITCH IN TIME!

Not necessary for understanding the story, but could make for a fun re-read. 👁️🔎

after inputting some complex algorithms into my super computer i’ve determined what tumblr will look like in the year 2020

i love how this comes back after every shitty update staff makes

'can i copy your homework?'

'yeah just don't make it obvious'

the like to reblog ratio being almost the same is so funny, people are NOT happy with at this update lmao

Thinking about what if Danny’s ghost form never aged… his human half can grow and change but every time he goes ghost he just looks so young. So small. The bad guys get more powerful and so does he, but every so often he looks in the mirror, really looks, and sees how young he really was when he died. When he started having to fight every goddamn day to keep himself and his town safe. He’s twenty, thirty, forty years old and when he looks at his ghost form all he can see is a little kid, gangly and awkward with baby fat still in his cheeks. How could his parents have shot at a little kid? He was just… so young. He was so young and he was trying to save the world, to protect everyone. Why didn’t anyone protect him?

He looks in the mirror and all he sees is a sad, scared dead kid.

sometimes u read tumblr drama where u instantly know that no one involved is employed

alternatively: as employment is not inherently a moral value i will also add on: hobbyless

tags passed peer review

I can’t stop thinking about crocodiles for some reason so here’s some cool pictures I found of probably the second largest one in captivity, his name is Utan:

isn’t he beautiful

listen to the SOUND when he bites

and that’s not even a real power bite, that’s mostly just heavy bone falling on heavy bone from his jaws and the air rushing out from between them

2000 pounds of Good Boy

you get me

I honestly expected like 5 notes, what HAPPENED here

More tags on this ridiculous post:

Wait, thats the 2nd biggest crocodile? Then what does the biggest one look like?

That would be Cassius, a very old Saltwater crocodile who is estimated to be around 114 years old and lives at Marineland Melanesia in Green Island, Australia.  His official measurement is 5.48 meters, which makes him the largest in captivity currently.  Because Utan is only slightly smaller and much younger, (only in his 50s), he will likely break Cassius’ record eventually.  But for now, Cassius holds the title:

He is NOT, however, either the largest crocodile ever captured in Australia OR the largest ever in captivity.

A slightly larger crocodile has been reported (though not yet comfirmed) to have been captured at 5.58 meters.

And while the famous Brutus of the Adelaide River was estimated to be just slightly larger than Cassius at 5.5m, he was driven out of his territory by a younger and even larger crocodile, who as a result has been given the name, The Dominator.  He is estimated to be just over 6m.

This is Brutus, with an appropriate caption:

It is believed that he lost that arm in a fight with a Bull Shark.  

The Bull Shark lost.

THIS is the crocodile who kicked him out.  The Dominator:

And that’s STILL not the biggest.  

The largest living crocodile ever reliably measured was Lolong, who for the 1.5 years between his capture and his death was the largest crocodile ever held in captivity, at a whopping 6.17 meters (20 feet 3 inches) and 1075 kg (2,370 lbs).  He had been feeding on both humans and very large livestock in the Bunawan creek in Agusan del Sur in the Philippines.  It took 100 people all night to drag him to shore during his capture.

And here’s why:

Also, to prevent credit from getting buried on a separate reblog, I have been informed that the above image of the crocodile with the cartoon eyes and halo was made by @rashkah!  (And it is wonderful and I would like to thank him for its existence, because it perfectly captures my feelings about terrifying giant primordial reptiles.)