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Worst types of country songs:
Best types of country songs:
I agree with all except for Truck.
Pick-up Man is a great song.
I am rehashing my old stuff. This time pansexual edition.
(x) - Bisexual edition
This chair is for the Gays only and yall know it
I NEED THIS IMMEDIATELY
I truly appreciate all the folks in the tags with Autism and/or ADHD just freaking out in delight that this even exists.
I want ten.
It’s $875
Homophobia and ableism strikes again
Or you could sit in a real chair like human beings.
Homophobia and ableism strikes again.
if there’s one thing the mcu knows how to do it’s chaotic trios
My humble addition
The members of the "I am bisexual in every way except canon" club
This is edited, because I screwed up and put Elenour from the Good place on here and people in the comments told me she is canon bi. So I replaced her with Stiles. I honestly have no idea how I forgot him, since he is a poster child for fanon bisexuals.
Edited:
In the wake of this getting 10.000 notes. Thank you so much for that by the way, I decided to include some more characters, suggested in the comments.
Thank you for the 20000 notes. Here is the new addition.
x - Pansexual edition
Sometimes i feel like younger queer kids are getting a bit to bold with openly talking to people they don’t know In The Context Of:
More than once i have had a younger/same age queer person come up to me in public settings and say something about “finding other gays” or clearly clocking me as nonbinary and I’m like :)))))))) hey buddy I’m here with my conservative parents can you fucking not out me :))))))))
Just say you like my outfit or hair and move on, fuck even tell me you like my shoelaces. Don’t call me gay and limp your wrist at me when you don’t even know me? Especially when there’s a bunch of ppl around?
i was out with my ex once when three *very* young queer kids, like thirteen years old, came up to us and asked us “are you guys, you know…” and did the limp wrist thing at us. one of them loudly exclaimed that it was so cool to meet other queer people in real life. this was in public in an unbelievably conservative area - we didn’t even feel safe holding hands because we were surrounded by Mormons. we got lucky that day, but I’m begging y’all to remember that the world doesn’t work like the internet. other queers are real fuckin people. don’t do this shit. OP is right; tell me you like my jacket, or my patches, or the rainbow spokes on my wheelchair, but don’t out either of us!
based on a dream I had about a licorice themed knight with a purple tongue
Cringe queers are the richest part of our community
Baby butches who really like star wars, trans catgirls, socially awkward twinks who may never be graceful enough to be fabulous, trans guys with weird hair, goths of many flavors
These are the everyday people who give us flavor and color. Not everyone can be a tv drag queen or a hot muscle butch on Instagram, and those who aren't, those who are loud and unapologetic, unhip and truly Queer in both senses of the word are the ones who you will meet, and often the ones who will make a difference
Birds building nests in unconventional locations, unknowingly generating breathtaking symbolism and visual art > literally anything hollywood can hope to achieve
the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week
Poe looking stupidly in love when reuniting with Finn
For my non uk followers wondering wtf is going on:
- prime minister is a cunt. Had like a bajillion scandals
- latest one was apparently one two many. Two extremely important cabinet members resigned within minutes of each other
- within the next 24 hours about a third of the government resigned
- one resigned live on tv. Five resigned with the same letter to save time
- previous record for government resignations within 24 hours was 6 and it it was in the 1930s. We are, as I’m writing this, on 45 resignations
- Michael Gove, another cunt who is hated by all, was going to resign but was sacked instead in what appears to be the prime minister going “you can’t quit you’re fired!”
- government meetings are being cancelled because there is literally nobody in those departments anymore
- despite literally everyone begging him at this point to leave, including his most loyal little evil henchman, prime minister is refusing to resign in disgrace as is traditional for British prime ministers
- prime minister genuinely seems to be in complete denial anything serious is happening
- people are calling for Larry the Cat, no. 10’s chief mouser to be the next prime minister. When asked for comment, he licked his arse on live television
[pic id: screenshot of tweet from Larry the Cat @number10cat “I can no longer, in good conscience, live with this Prime Minister. Either he goes, or I do.” There’s a picture of the cat behind a little lectern. end ID]
[pic id: screenshot of tweet from Larry the Cat @number10cat My ultimatum has received more RTs and likes than the resignation of the actual Chancellor of the Exchequer. I love Twitter. end ID]
It’s the UK equivalent of November 5th
November the 5th is a UK thing!
The rats are abandoning the ship.
The super bowl or whatever I'm not american
Oh NOBODY'S going to be horny after this
Amazing tags
my ankle is so fuckin horny tho
A victorian
saving this for the next time someone innocently asks me what tumblr is
Those are some awesome shoelaces!
😟😳😳😳
Good question, also no that won’t help.
shitty MS Paint 3 minutes doodle, nto entirely accurate: When you have your pinky hooked on the “bottom” edge of the phone for the extra security so it doesn’t slide out of your hand that easily, you’re wreaking damage on your hand, since the pinky is extremely askew from it’s resting position. You might have noticed that when you hold your phone like that for long time it begins to hurt, like when you are gripping a pen too tightly for example.
Green lines - the fingers are going their natural way. Red line - the pinky is way off, that’s bad.
Me: Oh, good thing I never-
Me, looking down at hand: By talos this can't be happening
Hello! This is real! I have serious damage to my ulnar nerve courtesy of my new phone (which is significantly larger than my last one, despite being the smallest of the series) and using a computer all the time! I am in biweekly physical therapy, I am in constant pain, and I will need surgery for this! Find a different way to hold your phone because this fucking sucks!!!
