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Waxing Some Kind Of Depraved Poetic

@rockhoochie / rockhoochie.tumblr.com

Sarah ~ 43 ~ Truly Outrageous Winsexual Disaster Bi ~ 18+ONLY MASTER LIST ~ Tags Are Open ~ Ask Away ~ Buy A Gal a Coffee? ~ On AO3 ~ Ship/Kink Friendly ~ Safe Space/No Hate ~ AKF
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Pairing: Dean Winchester x Reader

Rating: Explicit

WC: ~2000

CW: sex, smut, dirty talk

A/N: While I pondered weak and weary over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten WIPs, this decided to go ahead and just manifest itself. Thank you @thoughtslikeaminefield​ for the beta read! Enjoy, my dears

My back hits the door as he towers over me. That look - the glint his eyes that's a flash of intensity, hunger, and concentrated lust all at once - it makes me weak. I'm caged in with nowhere to run except headfirst into him.

Dean drags his knuckles along my cheekbone, following the curve of my jaw until his fingertips tilt my chin up. In the empty space of a heartbeat, I wonder what flavor he's craving tonight - soft, slow seduction, contentedly pretending he needs to learn my body all over again? Or are his eyes fixed on the prize, schemes and strategies set in place to break me wide open with practiced ease?

I barely have a chance to meet his gaze before his lips are on mine, telling me which it'll be.

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I'm just a submissive Capricorn with an Aries moon, extreme empathy, what appears to be highly intuitive clairvoyance and a personality disorder.

Basically, one bad day away from boiling a bunny.

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Anonymous asked:

Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The eeb that deebs, the blorb that plinks!

’Twas Tumblr, and the slithy memes Did bode and call out on the dash: Fucken WIMDY were the shitpost streams, And of things was the trash.

“Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The eeb that deebs, the blorb that plinks! Beware of Shittos Glup, and shun Bendlebick Cumperdincks!”

He took his discourse sword in hand; Long time the chungus foe he sought— So rested he in the ball pit (free!) And sat awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish (derogatory) thought he sat, The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame, Came GIFfling through the old group chat, And hurgled as it came!

UWU! UWU! And through and through The discourse blade went "Um, actually, the Jabberwock is coded as friendly because 'eyes of flame' means red and orange, and those are warm and inviting colors according to 'color theory', which I guess you haven't heard of and don't understand." He left it dead, and with its head He man car door hook hand.

“And hast thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boi! O #frabjousday! Sounds fake but okay!” He reblogged in his joy.

’Twas Tumblr, and the slithy memes Did bode and call out on the dash: Fucken WIMDY were the shitpost streams, And all of us were trash.

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sigh. i'll add it to the list

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Ok ok ok.

I just read “The King’s cross” and I can’t even properly word. But I have to say that this tag didn’t reach me when it should have.

But, now that I found it?

Holy fucking hell Sarah!

This was a dirty, depraved, hot little masterpiece and the only thing I can say is that I fucking want it. Truth is that this whole thing would probably end me but there are worse ways to go I guess

Loved it my sweetheart. Simply adored it.

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Zee I don't know what I did to deserve a reader like you - you have no idea how much you warm my heart 😄❤ thank you so much!!

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People on twitter are always like 'there's still people on tumblr?'... As if Twitter wasn't full of stolen text posts, gifs and art originally posted here

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bassacaglia

They think that they’re doing an archeological dig but really they’re just walking into our houses picking up random stuff and saying “Wow, what a beautiful post! Shame that the people who made it died a long time ago :(((” While we stare at them from our dinner tables

@transgirl-link this was too fuckin funny to leave in the notes

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rockhoochie

The accuracy here is astounding!! 🤣

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