then u gotta pick one item to throw when you found something epic

a study i did because i realized idk how to draw environments at all LMAO

STOP SCROLLING THIS IS A PAINTING

Holy fucking shit

As much as I'm starting to enjoy the benefits of actually getting regular exercise, I don't want to look or seem like someone who regularly works out. My fitness goal is to be in implausibly good shape for someone who looks like they live off of energy drinks, gasoline fumes and half a pack of french fries that I fought off a seagull.

I don't want to look like someone who's got an answer to shit like "what's your gym routine" or "what kind of laps do you run". I want to be asked questions like "hold on how the fuck did you get up there", "how the fuck are you doing that", "how did you get there so fast" and "how the fuck are you not tired of this yet?"

Fuck them Gymbro Motivation "today I'm doing what others don't so tomorrow I'm doing what others can't" slogans or having an instagrammable beach body. I want to be in great shape in the same mildly confusing "I don't think that's supposed to be physically possible but then again I'm not sure what you're supposed to be capable of" scrappy, scrungly chaos energy as those city pigeons that are too stupid to live but which are effectively immortal due to also being simply too stupid to die.

Unpopular Opinion: Characters aren’t supposed to be relatable and shouldn’t have to be. Relatability is subjective, not universal.

What they should be is understandable to the audience in the context of their stories!.

Thank god finally

Why is every single one of you tagging this saying "oh just like horseshoe crabs" why the hell do you all know how horseshoe crabs mate off the top of your heads?

What the fuck do you mean "because of the lesbian horseshoe crabs"

Shoutout to the OceanGate CEO for cheaping out on a submarine that he used himself. Most CEOs let other people die, but this man tried to make a change in the right direction.

i dont think you get it. 1980 was twenty years ago. 1990 was 10 years ago. 2000 was 10 years ago. 2016 was two years ago. 2018 was also two years ago. 2017 was last year. 2014 was four years ago. do you understand me now?????

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Istg it's that good

Hey,

If you're on mobile you can

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2. Hold the new post button and drag it around the screen to make a rainbow trail (no functional purpose)

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Hey,

If you're on mobile you can

1. Hold the reblog button to reblog

2. Hold the new post button and drag it around the screen to make a rainbow trail (no functional purpose)

3. Hold the like button to make the heart vibrate

HAS SOMEONE TOLD THE REDDITORS ABOUT THE TUMBLR HOLIDAYS???

NEIL BANGING OUT THE TUNES?

IDES OF MARCH?

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY???

THE ONE RANDOM DAY IN JULY WHEN WE ALL REBLOG THE NEW VERSION OF THE JACK SKELLINGTON "EXCITED ABOUT HALLOWEEN" POST???