PUT A NUMBER IN MY ASK

1. Who was the last person you held hands with? 2. Are you outgoing or shy? 3. Who are you looking forward to seeing? 4. Are you easy to get along with? 5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you? 6. What kind of people are you attracted to? 7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now? 8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind? 9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? 10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? 11. What does the most recent text that you sent say? 12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now? 13. Do you like it when people play with your hair? 14. Do you believe in luck and miracles? 15. What good thing happened this summer? 16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? 17. Do you think there is life on other planets? 18. Do you still talk to your first crush? 19. Do you like bubble baths? 20. Do you like your neighbors? 21. What are you bad habits? 22. Where would you like to travel? 23. Do you have trust issues? 24. Favorite part of your daily routine? 25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with? 26. What do you do when you wake up? 27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? 28. Who are you most comfortable around? 29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up? 30. Do you ever want to get married? 31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail? 32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with? 33. Spell your name with your chin. 34. Do you play sports? What sports? 35. Would you rather live without TV or music? 36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them? 37. What do you say during awkward silences? 38. Describe your dream girl/guy? 39. What are your favorite stores to shop in? 40. What do you want to do after high school? 41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? 42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean? 43. Do you smile at strangers? 44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean? 45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning? 46. What are you paranoid about? 47. Have you ever been high? 48. Have you ever been drunk? 49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about? 50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore? 51. Ever wished you were someone else? 52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself? 53. Favourite makeup brand? 54. Favourite store? 55. Favourite blog? 56. Favourite colour? 57. Favourite food? 58. Last thing you ate? 59. First thing you ate this morning? 60. Ever won a competition? For what? 61. Been suspended/expelled? For what? 62. Been arrested? For what? 63. Ever been in love? 64. Tell us the story of your first kiss? 65. Are you hungry right now? 66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends? 67. Facebook or Twitter? 68. Twitter or Tumblr? 69. Are you watching tv right now? 70. Names of your bestfriends? 71. Craving something? What? 72. What colour are your towels? 72. How many pillows do you sleep with? 73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? 74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have? 75. Favourite animal? 76. What colour is your underwear? 77. Chocolate or Vanilla? 78. Favourite ice cream flavour? 79. What colour shirt are you wearing? 80. What colour pants? 81. Favourite tv show? 82. Favourite movie? 83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2? 84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street? 85. Favourite character from Mean Girls? 86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo? 87. First person you talked to today? 88. Last person you talked to today? 89. Name a person you hate? 90. Name a person you love? 91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now? 92. In a fight with someone? 93. How many sweatpants do you have? 94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have? 95. Last movie you watched? 96. Favourite actress? 97. Favourite actor? 98. Do you tan a lot? 99. Have any pets? 100. How are you feeling? 101. Do you type fast? 102. Do you regret anything from your past? 103. Can you spell well? 104. Do you miss anyone from your past? 105. Ever been to a bonfire party? 106. Ever broken someone’s heart? 107. Have you ever been on a horse? 108. What should you be doing? 109. Is something irritating you right now? 110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt? 111. Do you have trust issues? 112. Who was the last person you cried in front of? 113. What was your childhood nickname? 114. Have you ever been out of your province/state? 115. Do you play the Wii? 116. Are you listening to music right now? 117. Do you like chicken noodle soup? 118. Do you like Chinese food? 119. Favourite book? 120. Are you afraid of the dark? 121. Are you mean? 122. Is cheating ever okay? 123. Can you keep white shoes clean? 124. Do you believe in love at first sight? 125. Do you believe in true love? 126. Are you currently bored? 127. What makes you happy? 128. Would you change your name? 129. What your zodiac sign? 130. Do you like subway? 131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? 132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? 133. Favourite lyrics right now? 134. Can you count to one million? 135. Dumbest lie you ever told? 136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed? 137. How tall are you? 138. Curly or Straight hair? 139. Brunette or Blonde? 140. Summer or Winter? 141. Night or Day? 142. Favourite month? 143. Are you a vegetarian? 144. Dark, milk or white chocolate? 145. Tea or Coffee? 146. Was today a good day? 147. Mars or Snickers? 148. What’s your favourite quote? 149. Do you believe in ghosts? 150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?

(I had to copy and paste these questions because when I tried reblogging it it added a space between each line and the post was too damn long)

Until the mental alteration wears off.

The Bold Type 1.09, Before Tequila Sunrise

Erin: What are you doing

Holtz: Science

Erin: Blowing up random things for fun isn’t science

Holtz: If you already knew what I was doing why did you ask

another little game...

Sign me TF up for:

Jillian “Dad Joke” Holtzmann

Jillian “Will the chair break if I sit like this? Ah well” Holtzmann

Jillian “I CAN DANCE MY PAIN AWAY” Holtzmann

but also

Jillian “I thought falling for a straight girl would be different THIS time…” Holtzmann

and

Jillian “crotch centric over here” Holtzmann

Jillian “I broke the IQ test” Holtzmann

Jillian “early 2000s meme trash” Holtzmann

Jillian “this doesn’t look safe. Too bad” Holtzmann

Jillian “soft butch, boxers on and flowers in her hair” Holtzmann

Jillian “I’m always a SLUT FOR SPACE” Holtzmann

Jillian. fucking. Holtzmann.

Don’t forget about 

Jillian “I’ve never met a dog I didn’t like” Holtzmann

Jillian “I have literally never looked at my watch to tell time” Holtzmann

Jillian “Pajama pants can have suspenders too” Holtzmann

Jillian “I learned to sleep with my eyes open in college” Holtzmann

Jillian “If you look like you know where you’re going you can get in anywhere” Holtzmann, which is the same as 

Jillian “I have been in the cockpit of a plane/front row at the grammys/in the President’s personal bathroom” Holtzmann

and 

Jillian “I still sleep with a stuffed anima and there’s nothing wrong with thatl” Holtzmann

I love these.

Don’t forget Jillian “just call me Holtzmann” Holtzmann

Jillian “has a huge internet fan base” Holtzmann

Jillian “spent hours trying to master Lafayette’s rapping in Hamilton and nothing else” Holtzmann

Jillian “resting on the couch with a Sprite and a food baby because she took ‘all you can eat’ as a challenge” Holtzmann

Jillian “squeaks like a rubber ducky when you so much as lightly grip her shoulder” Holtzmann

Jillian “makes even Jennifer Lynch get hot under the collar” Holtzmann

Jillian “super gentle and sweet to cashiers & retail workers” Holtzmann

Jillian “bounced up and down like a smol jumping bean when Erin asked her out” Holtzmann

Jillian “woke up Erin in the middle of the night because she had a ‘Finding Nemo’ dream and slapped Erin’s butt and said ‘I touched the butt’ in her sleep” Holtzmann

Jillian “hops on Kevin’s back like he’s her giant, noble steed sometimes because she’s smol” Holtzmann

Jillian “buys two copies of any musical so the creators can profit more (though she does cheat and illegally download a song here or there, she’s not rich)” Holtzmann

Jillian “favorite part of any given Scooby Doo movie or show was when there was a lot of food” Holtzmann

Jillian “probably called Joe Biden and asked if he needed help with pranking Cheeto Man” Holtzmann

Jillian “tells Erin she’s beautiful regularly” Holtzmann

Jillian “inserts her and Erin into every imaginable fictional romantic scenario, even the inferior direct to video CGI sequel to Rudolph” Holtzmann

Jillian “in reality only listens to ‘Rhythm of the Night’ once in a blue moon because the song became critically precious to her after she danced it for Erin” Holtzmann

Jillian “loud as possible when doing the deed with Erin just to annoy Erin’s rude neighbors” Holtzmann

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@clintbartonsdog had more ideas!!

Jillian “regularly lets Erin know how much she desires her so as to help Erin’s self-esteem” Holtzmann

Jillian “literally spent her wedding to Erin switching outfits between a tux and a dress just because it got Erin hot and flustered AF” Holtzmann

Jillian “danced with Erin in the middle of the movie theater during the credits of Beauty and the Beast 2017” Holtzmann

Jillian “eventually saved up enough money to buy that rocker a new guitar” Holtzmann

Jillian “is the only one Kevin allows to beat him in an arm-wrestling tournament” Holtzmann

Jillian “once tried to buy a plastic swimming pool so she could make Abby a giant bowl of soup in it” Holtzmann

Jillian “found it flattering AF that Jennifer Lynch had a huge crush on her, but turned her down gently” Holtzmann

Jillian “found it adorable AF when she told Erin about Jennifer and Erin was raging jealously” Holtzmann

Jillian “once tried Tinder but got so many women who swiped right that she was embarrassed and quit” Holtzmann

Jillian “despite loving to shower Erin with compliments, has trouble responding to Erin’s compliments, so usually just thanks her with a big, sloppy kiss” Holtzmann

Jillian “after a long night with Erin, was so deliriously happy that the next morning she accidentally gave Patty and Abby TMI and didn’t realize it until it was too late” Holtzmann

Jillian “serenades Erin with ‘Red Light Special’ during their special nights together” Holtzmann

Jillian “runs a meme account on Instagram with lots of feminist, inclusive, etc memes as a hobby” Holtzmann

Jillian “would love to live in a rustic hunting lodge with the latest kill roasting on the fire, taking turns with flannel-wearing Erin massaging each other’s tired feet, while their little ones play on the floor with the dogs and cats” Holtzmann

Jillian “despite eating like a horse gives Erin lots of treats and snacks out of pure love and affection, causing Erin to gain 20 lbs of happy weight in their first few months together” Holtzmann

Jillian “dreams of one day seeing Hamilton and being asked by the cast to stop rapping along because her sick flow would intimidate the audience like Joe Biden” Holtzmann

Jillian “probably wouldn’t mind having tech-head discussions with Rowan if he wasn’t such a misogynist, vengeful shit” Holtzmann

Jillian “wants the zombie apocalypse to happen specifically so she can go protect and serve Maggie Rhee after Negan kills Glenn if she’s unable to save Glenn at all” Holtzmann

Jillian “loves Han Solo and Cassian Andor as much as anyone, but wouldn’t mind Leia and Jyn Erso dating each other instead” Holtzmann

Jillian “always requests the mushiest but most sincere love songs when she wants to dance with Erin at galas and balls” Holtzmann

Jillian “maybe Dracula is always mad because he can’t eat garlic bread” Holtzmann

Jillian “still as loud as possible during sex to piss off Erin’s rude neighbors” Holtzmann

I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT ALL OF THESE NEVER LET THIS POST DIE!

Jillian “I didn’t do it, I swear!/she started it!/I know you are but what am I!” Holtzmann

Jillian “I only know how to cook with carbs and cheese” Holtzmann

Jillian “falls off a chair and shouts MEDIC!” Holtzmann

Jillian “tears up at cute kittens and puppies but will deny it” Holtzmann

Jillian “Ravenclaw…maybe Hufflepuff? Nope no totally Ravenclaw” Holtzmann

Jillian “George Lucas ruined Star Wars” Holtzmann

Jillian “gives you the weirdest nicknames and won’t let them rest until you’re driven utterly insane or everyone else starts using them, whichever comes first” Holtzmann

Bringing it back.

Jillian “I drink soda through red vines like a straw” Holtzmann

Jillian “I made my first million by selling fake IDs in college” Holtzmann

Jillian “Be kind to me and I’m yours” Holtzmann

Ghostbusters (2016)  dir. Paul Feig

Women positivity post!

Credit to @sheisrecovering

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