Metal Gear is life

fucking

L A U N C H

Snore cat brought to by my bf @talesofanedgelord

YOU WILL HEAR HIS CALL.

I lose it every time I see this

(Sound is very much required on this one.)

Sometimes food is so darn tasty you gotta sing its praises.

AWOOOOO! 

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Human fingers can detect nano-size objects. This means you not only have the ability to feel a tiny bump the size of a large molecule, but if your finger was the size of Earth, you could determine the difference between a house and a car. Source

And yet its still almost impossible to find the end of the tape

cowards. i can already tell the difference between a house and a car

dog:

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

i love it. every damn time.

when will the clown sightings happen again that was fun

look in the mirror and they can start today

Wtf is this?

Corn makes cornbread, corn chips, hush puppies, and bourbon.

Move over taters.

#me shoving my head into a beehive: yall would not fuckin BELIEVE the day i’ve had

@cardozzza

I love the mental image that tag creates

The bees when you give them the tea:

sometimes the ocean just brings you. big trees.

just massive pieces of driftwood. and thats okay. its normal.

“hey i think you guys dropped this”

Playing fetch with the Deep Ones.

Californians, running up to my strategic bomber after a mission: “thank you for putting out the forest fires!”

me, about to receive a Distinguished Flying Cross for leveling San Francisco: “…forest fires?”

Didn’t Attila the Hun also have a meteorite sword?

cause a weapon made from a rock from the heavens is fucking tight now and it was cool then too you losers