Fangirling

If you can write Satan so perfectly with a knife and a jar of jam than maybe there is something to our dark lord

C: You didn't even read what was on the toast, did you?

A: No, why?

i feel a normal amount of emotions about this fictional woman i promise

Goncharov broke containment.

The original slogan for The Daily Show - "Where more Americans get their news...than probably should".

i know my heart belongs to at least one person. my license says organ donor

on the topic of gender euphoria, I have been serving SO MUCH CUNT these past few days. I adore how my body looks rn

call me little caesar because I am hot and ready

You can’t just say this and not post pics. Show us the fits

you are right I apologize

He didn't even post his own ass.

It's good to see we're all on the same page here.

I actually feel a little remorseful for having made this

I actually

feel a little remorseful

for having made this

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Only Neil Gaiman would make a character who is a gay cat god who wants to fuck a repressed Edwardian boy

Normally true, but in this case it was showrunner Steve Yockey.

i wish all my beloved followers and mutuals a very “you find a fic that has the exact premise and characterization you’ve always wanted to see but never had the energy to write yourself and it’s really good and just as long as you want to read”

sorry i can't tonight.. my spring melancholy is developing into hysteria

It's so wild how many grown adults can't grasp such a basic concept like "if you are nicer to strangers they will usually be nicer to you in return"

I work a job where I interact with the public. If my customers are nice and pleasant I will bend over backwards for them. If my customers are unpleasant I will do the absolute minimum as required to not get in trouble. I'll never not do my job, but by god I can and will do the bare minimum.

jesus no