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Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today
fuck it, i never ever do those “reblog for X, this one really works!” posts, but this one doesn’t have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesn’t even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes
May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love
a/n: this has just been sat in the vaults for a month and i'm just in eren brainrot mode rn so here she is😁 also, i just imagined rapper!eren being like central cee. so just imagine him wearing a nike tech in every interaction lol.
cw: fingering, pnv, infidelity, mentions of breeding, finger sucking, eren calls reader; 'ma', 'my girl', 'baby', and i don't cosign homewrecking be respectful y'all😭
cw: 4590...
rapper!eren who tells you it was never meant to go this far, because it truly wasn't. it all started because you had similar music taste, so you understood the influence of his favourite artists (which happened to be your favourite artists) on his music.
you need to turn this into a series, because i need to know what happens after, the drama, the angst and everything that might ensue
Summary: You're a dedicated student and going to Cambridge and become a doctor is your stars and heavens. To make that happen you have to move schools, a boy was never meant to be part of the picture. But Cench looks so good in it...
Word Count: 2 472
Notes: Sorry this is a bit long, I would love if you guys would send requests.
Twin carrd templates based off of a survey where I let tumblr pick which features to include in a carrd build. They are in the exact same style / palette, but 𝐃𝐈𝐕𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐃𝐘 is the multimuse version while 𝐋𝐀 𝐕𝐈𝐓𝐀 𝐍𝐔𝐎𝐕𝐀 is the single muse version.
✧ Features: A clean carrd layout, semi-minimalistic. Highly customizable. Tested to be mobile friendly but that may vary by device. Both contain a built in page for guidelines, a page for affiliates and npcs, a page for headcanon links, bio pages, and sub-pages for a blogroll and content warnings. The multimuse version includes a muse roster with gallery-style lists and a condensed bio page that can easily copy/pasted as needed per muse (optionally). The single muse version includes a slightly expanded bio page. Elements are linked via style to make changing the colors easier. These are templates so the demo graphics do not come with them by default, but they can be downloaded here if you wish to use them. If you have any issues or questions about editing the carrd, you are more than welcome to inbox me here on my tumblr and I will try my best to help you!
✧ Terms of Use: Like / Reblog if you use, please. Do NOT use this for illegal content or to promote hate (this includes "burn books" and callout / vent blogs). Do NOT remove the credits or make them invisible somehow. Edit as you wish, but no matter how much you change it, do NOT claim it as your own!
✧ Price: $5 for early access for either. Both will become free / pay what you want on September 24th. If you want to help a girl out with a tip, I'd greatly appreciate it 💗 ( Important Note! These templates require Pro Lite or higher to use due to the number of features included ! )
【 MULTIMUSE DEMO ✧ SINGLE MUSE DEMO ✧ MULTIMUSE DOWNLOAD ✧ SINGLE MUSE DOWNLOAD ✧ DEFAULT GRAPHICS DOWNLOAD 】
this is a FREE carrd template for roleplaying purposes, made with single muse blogs in mind, focused on gradients / pastels. #008 ( live preview here ) is base account friendly, utilizing exactly 50 elements. this carrd contains a landing page, a rules page, a stats page, a bio page, and a verses page. this carrd is not mobile friendly.
CARRD TEMPLATE #04: TRANQUILITY / demo / $4 USD
although i’m not going back to ukitake I really, really wanted to just make a simpler, more minimalistic theme that was focused on little focal images to decorate the carrd. because of it’s more simple nature it’s a bit lower priced than the other carrds I’ve made.
HOW TO’S / INFO
— please do not remove the credit from the bottom. same case for please do not resell or redistribute it. — comes with a rules tab, about tab (with a navigation tab to jump to portions), mains/affiliates/exclusives tab and a verse tab! feel free to edit colours and what info / elements you need … or don’t need! this is single muse centric. — all the images will need replacement; the way it’s set up, some images are set as the container backgrounds, images selected will place themselves in the left corner of the container. — there will be some mild transition jitter when going from a tab without a scrollbar to one with a scrollbar and vice-versa just due to how the carrd is set up. — most of the images are set to a certain height to fit the content, so they will crop. depending on if you add more info, you may have to adjust image heights manually.
if you’ve read all the rules and know you have a compatible pro plan (if you’d like to upgrade, you can use my referral code ASURAIDART), you can buy the premium template here!
a personal carrd that features:
PLEASE DO NOT REMOVE THE CREDIT / DO NOT CLAIM AS YOUR OWN, you are free to alter the colors and adjust it as much as needed but the credit must remain at all times. ** if using, i'd also appreciate a like and / or reblog to show me that you're interested in my templates! thank you!
kai // interview (m!countdown 230316)
nope. im not okay at all
ROME FLYNN as Anderson Fisher Fantasy Football (2022), dir. Anton Cropper
Coño don limpio
mr clean off the shits
am fascinated by the implication that this person thinks that a backflip clean out of his pants and onto a swing would be easier
when I saw the original I didn’t laugh but this sent me
I don't know if you remember what Faiza Lamari said at the beginning of the year when Kylian's family was being harrassed about the mercato. " If Kylian's not happy, he'll tell you he's stopping it all. Ending his career. He's said it to us multiple times before. So it's important he takes the time to figure out what would make him happy."
Do you realize what that means ? He's driven by PASSION, by the LOVE he has for this sport. THAT's what makes him ambitious, that's what motivates him. Challenge. Not money.
Why would it be money ?
He was boarding fucking private jets at 17 years old and would still go train at Bondy with his dad and Ethan. He was offered MUCH more money from Madrid during the mercato and he refused it. He's SILENT about his private life and never exposes his wealth. He's donated to charity for years on end without anyone ever knowing about it. He's grounded because his parents make sure of it, because his biggest support is his family.
Now tell me why and how in the name of all that's holy, would this guy try and sell his teammate or anyone else ? WHERE would he get that power from when the president himself said about him that "he'll never walk out of PSG free" like ?
But let's say that he did have such power within the club's hierarchy. WHY. THE. FUCK. WOULD. HE. TRY. SELLING. NEYMAR. OUT. OF. ALL. PEOPLE.
Think about it : why would he ask for the ONLY PLAYER he plays best with to be let go of ? His binome ? The guy with whom he built PSG's game identity for the past 5 years and gave this dying club a chance at Champions League ? The guy that makes him shine by delivering great passes, by guiding him through pressing when needed, by polishing his play ? HOW the hell would that benefit him, please tell me. Enlighten me, I beg of you.
Be fucking for real.
I will firmly affirm that he never even thought of doing anything remotely similar to what he's accused of. I don't know what Neymar and his entourage believe, I don't know what went on behind the scenes between them, I don't know if it's all due to Hakimi, Ramos and Messi's arrivals and the group dynamic just naturally changing...
But I know one thing for sure : Kylian Mbappé would not ask for Neymar Jr's disposal as long as he's part of Paris Saint Germain.
He was not offered much more money by Madrid, but whatever suits your agenda I guess. 😂
