Ngl the reveal should have been a re-enactment of Tom Holland’s umbrella dance with the rain sequence washing out the dye to reveal he’s touya

Can I get a woot woot

BNHA NATION HOW WE FEELINGGG

Since we’re trending second on Tumblr today, I want to take a moment and use this as a chance to talk about something important.

There have been 2 mass shootings in America over the last few days and every time I see one of these in the news I feel sick to my stomach. Such awful, unnecessary and avoidable tragedies. People’s lives ended forever because of some sick minded people who should never have that much power in the first place to do that much damage so easily.

Something has to be done. Leadership need to take charge and stop spouting the same bullshit over and over again, while not actually implementing change. Laws need to be rewritten or changed or new laws brought in to make this type of event harder to enact. Media need to stop circle jerking these events for clicks and views and exploiting tragedy for gain. I dunno man just SOMETHING. It’s horrifying to think these types of things still happen in 2019.

I dont have answers sadly, all I have is a voice, an audience and no tolerance for this stuff.

So a funny thing happened this morning....

I was ahead of schedule on my way in to work, so I stopped to get breakfast at a Wawa (a popular chain of large convenience stores/gas stations on the US east coast).

As I was coming out, a small crow wheeled right over my head and perched on the corner of the awning in front of the store. He puffed his feathers and shook out his wings and regarded me with one bright black eye. I know a messenger when I see one, so I minded my manners…and ignored the odd looks from the people around me.

Me: Good morning.

Crow: -polite caw-

Me: -taking a piece of donut from my bag- Would you like some breakfast?

Crow: -tips his head the other way and flaps a few times-

Me: Here you go. -tosses the piece onto the ground just below the awning-

Crow: -hesitates, looking between me and the bit of pastry-

Me: It’s all right, it’s for you. -takes a step back for good measure- Go ahead.

Crow: GRAWK! -glides down from the awning, pecks up the snack, and wheels once over my car before flying off-

Me: Give my regards to your mistress, fella.

Lady in the next parking space: …..What kinda Halloweentown shit was that?

Me: -big smile- Any witch worth their salt knows you should always be polite to crows. -hops into car and goes on to work-

Granny Weatherwax would be proud, both of the courtesy to the crow, and the lesson in headology you just gave the lady.

I CAN ASK FOR NO HIGHER PRAISE THAN THIS.

why do people in dnd each occupy a 5ft by 5ft square, how far apart do you think people need to be? why are dnd minis afraid of touching

dnd minis standing five feet apart in a dungeon cuz they’re not gay

look, if the guy to my left has to do the turbo-macarena while charging a bolt of flesh melting while the guy on my right is doing every bruce lee move at the same time and the guy in front of me is flourishing a broadaxe like hes doing yo-yo tricks im going to give each of them enough floorspace to not liquefy myself

fuck a “personal bubble”, stay out of my

BLOOD CIRCLE

IM WHEEZING!

HOLY SHIT

He couldn’t even keep it together for Thanos, I love him.

Septic silhouettes! They’re a new decoration hanging above my desk!

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The only way Anti can be defeated:

The whiteboard slaps the life out of him, mistaking him for Jack.  

This has to happen lol

I just had a realisation

The first time and previously the only time we fully saw Anti during a VR game was The Cubical:

And at that time Jack and Anti were separate entities.

And now the latest time we we Anti during a VR game:

It’s just one being: Jack under Anti’s influence or Anti himself.

The Cubical was a few days before we saw Anti introduce himself properly, and he does this by possessing Jack and killing him to get full control of his body.

What we see in Cubical was Anti before he had ever possessed Jack. But then why does he look like Jack?

Maybe Anti’s whole appearance is an illusion that shifts through time, since time is broken. We don’t see his true form, only Jack’s form, even before Say Goodbye.

Now we are seeing Anti and Jack as one. And now we are seeing Anti without his trademark bleeding throat wound. This is because previously Anti would have to kill Jack to take full control. But know Anti doesn’t even have to do that anymore. He’s strong enough to just knock Jack out and take control.

This is why we are getting this: 

Instead of this:

A calmer Anti, a more stable Anti, Anti who knows his own self-control as well as the control of others. 

This Anti we are seeing in the strongest he’s ever been. 

Whiteboard: “yzxyz lvr”

Put through cryptogram solver (shoutout to Pumpkin for figuring this out): “Edged Act”

Enigma M3: bigpl ans

Potentially might mean something else in different codes, I’ll keep y’all updated.

Goddammit....

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This makes me -extremely- uncomfortable

I like how literally every other cat in the room is absolutely fine while this weird fucker is just YURRGLURRGLRRRYRRRRRing it up like a madman.

Why is he so upset. Who did this to him.

that cat would have been put on trial for witchcraft in the 1500s

This cat sounds like an old Italian man

(Pic and idea from Egg knight on tumblr, i have permission to post this, and what follows is my fleshing out of the theory) here’s their tumblr @mx-raven-angel

Welp. The egg may have cracked it. Lets get started.

The creepypasta wiki says this about zalgo:

The community created anti. We “corrupted” jack. Hmm. Let alone anti’s favourite font, zalgo itself. And he can be recognized in any context with 2 words? Maybe Always watching?

And we were asked at the end of observation to “bring him”… is zalgo the him?

Back to the wiki, we see this:

“A creature of utmost terror,” is one way to describe anti. “He who waits behind the wall”, or you could say, always there, always watching.

An eyeless abomination with seven mouths? Well, we know anti can be eyeless, but seven mouths? How about 7 characters/egos/people… chase, schneep, marvin, jj, jackie, anti, sean..

The dead star and a candle stained with blood? Anti prefers a knife, actually. He’s classy like that.

Six of the seven speak in different tongues? Well, of course they do. They arent the same person–you’ve got chase speaking the language of a “trickshot artist”, jackie the tongue of a hero, marvin the mutterings of a magician, schneep in his accent, anti in his actual zalgo, and sean in his irish accent.

The seventh will speak when the world will end? JJ.

Anti’s only infected online social media, as we know thus far…

-thanks to all the jse discord theorists (not all of them are tagged here, just some)

@n-anon @jayofsunight @pumpkin-demon @wyverwithy @ninjasinsocks @homoheteroidunno @mx-raven-angel <-(originator of the zalgo idea in chat!) @lilylipanthera @that-one-innocent-child

And of course, mr. @therealjacksepticeye

to everyone who’s afraid that this second round of ‘may’hem is over…

trust me. it’s just beginning.

CoNsiSteNcY

You’ll find your style.

Just keep drawing.

I don’t think Darkiplier was trying to trick us in ADWM.

“Shoot him. Shoot him now, please. You do not have time. He needs to die. He is dark. He’s a bad influence. He takes over everything you’ve ever loved. Please shoot him RIGHT NOW. Don’t listen to him. He’s a liar. Please shoot him. He’s a bad man and does bad things to good people. You have to trust me.”

This is the exact text of what Darkiplier says to us at the end of “FREEDOM!” in ADWM.

You know what I noticed about this?

Not once does he claim to be Mark.

Also, there’s a reason the word “dark” isn’t capitalized. This is not Dark trying to trick us into thinking Mark is really Dark– this is him telling us what Mark’s really done.

And now we know what Mark has done, thanks to WKM.

“He needs to die” = Dark recognizing that he CAN die now that he’s out of the house.

“He takes over everything you’ve ever loved” = Mark taking over Damien’s body and life.

“Don’t listen to him, he’s a liar” = Dark warning us about Mark calling us ‘a close and trusted friend’.

“He’s a bad man and does bad things to good people” = the fact that Celine and Damien were torn apart, (Y/N) was pushed out and left behind, and the Colonel was subjected to madness, all because of Mark’s sinister plot.

This was not Dark trying to trick us.

This was Dark trying to stop Mark from making things worse.

This was Dark actually needing our help.

And you know what kills me the most about this?

The fact that Mark totally discredits any potential for goodness left inside of Dark… and we believe every word of it.

Let me just… bring this back.

(This post is ridiculously old by now, but I just remembered this scene from ADWM and now I’m thinking about it in the context of DAMIEN.)

Hooooooooolyyyyy sshhiiiiiiiii-

This just gets sadder and sadder with every new ego video what the fuck

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE ORIGINAL POST IS OLD BY NOW–

I don't know what to think anymore...