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Why is it on Tumblr Mobile™ you can close the app and open it 3 days later and still be on the same spot of your dash, but then other times you switch out of the app to respond to a text, and when you immediately come back, it’s gone, your family is gone, your house is gone, your dignity is gone.

i think we should breed rats to the size of horses. i think this is ethical and even necessary

NOW SOMEONES SPEAKING MY LANGUAGE

my dad has a folder on his computer named Cool Dad and it’s just pictures of himself

If I was a dad

Wizard Frog Earrings // rumorsuniverse

*sips tea* Let this spread all over Tumblr.

Please Reblog…

Reblog it–

Reblog this right now

Where’s the signal boost multipliers?!

Reblogging because its important

reblogggggg

Reblog, always. An important lesson I have been on both sides of first hand ♥️.

Reblog this

Is it too early to start reblogging this or?

Its never too early to start reblogging this

I love how one set was not enough for him

Just a warning, I will be reblogging this every time I see it for the next week.

^Same.

this is my fav joke

do this.

The Grammys really said to artists of color you can write the most beautiful albums in existence but there’s always gonna be some mediocre white boy who will release a terrible, trashy song objectifying women who will get the nomination instead of you

YA WANNA ARUGE OR YOU WANNA GET ON THE BOAT

"your password is weak" well so is my memory so plz let me keep it

i’ve been informed there’s a point in which german dub dean says the german f slur dear god

im calling myself out on this one

The green one is like an oval-

Ne forget pas les quatres food groupes mes amis!

@maburito

La pomme d’eau. La pomme de terre. Le pomme de feu. La pomme d’air. Il y a très longtemps ces quatre patates vivaient en harmonie. Mais un jour, la pomme du feu décida de passer à l'attaque.

i don’t even fucking speak french but I fucking know what that last comment says

I understand the pictures but I'm an dumbass and am scared..... the French scare me sometimes....