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Art: Book club girl got no manners damn
Art: You could pretend you got an emergency phone call
Art: Or you can try picking someone up there at the bar and show book club girl what she's missing out on by flaunting it on Instagram 👀
Andy: Could frame it as a bakery emergency 4 sure
Andy: oh wow. well. she doest watch my insta stories. but pick up someone at the bar? dude this is like expert level shit i'm at like..novice.
Art: Well you don't have to actually pick someone up but you could pretend you did
Art: You don't even have to pretend like you picked someone up to make it seem like you had fun without her 🤷🏻♂️ whatever's easier
Art: You just wanna make sure she's experiencing FOMO for missing out on this chance for a date with you!!