Wie cool ist bitte?

this is the best album release of all time because where else are you going to get unironic takes like this and then even get a few hundred people to agree with it

Ugh, was having a great time mocking my recently imprisoned rival when I noticed the camera positioning makes it so that I appear behind the bars, thus framing me as trapped in a metaphorical prison of the narrative, now my whole day is ruined. Fuck.

I get it, man. The other day, I survived a shootout, only to realize that a stray bullet went through a mirror in such a way as to look from the camera's perspective like I got shot in the head through the mirror, so now I have to acknowledge that something that could be reasonably referred to as "me" really did die that day, and it's just like "jfc, gimme a BREAK"

ugh dont even get me started on how the other day i tried to sit on the throne of my conquered foe and light a cigar to celebrate my victory but the lighter wouldnt work and it had to be lighted by the vizier who used to work for my enemy but that i enlisted to work as a double agent and help me in my coup. that jerk afterwards said with a devilish smile "ill always be at your service my liege" and i just KNOW that he said that exact same thing to the previous ruler. signifying that my victory was phyrric since i am still caught in an endless cycle of violence and betrayal. that really spoiled the whole mood

Source smoothdunk on twitter

conducting an experiment…….

tumblr is the inverse of this

when i find myself in times of trouble, bong hit jean luc comes to me

star trek heritage post 🌿 (January 4th, 2021)

mars is not a name

now that people here have been posting northernlion clips i have to reblog this one that i saw live and almost laughed myself hoarse

Sekiro's resting existential malaise face never gets old to me. yeah this guys so so tired and has the hardest job ever he was raised by mean geriatric assassins and he kills 500 people every morning before breakfast (and his breakfast is a handful of loose uncooked rice and a single persimmon)

THE WAY IT KEEPS GOING AHHH JAHAHDNCNE

ahhh the gay heat fungus is spreading to meeee I'm becoming gay helppp I need to fuck or I dieeeee *sees no one is rockin with me* ahh never mind false alarm I was just playing lol

note: am v aware i have horrible taste lol

an interesting take on this from matt braly, creator of amphibia

Imagine being a business that has managed to get THE MAXIMUM NUMBER OF CUSTOMERS IT IS POSSIBLE TO HAVE, and you've managed to make it so this is a bad thing.

You did it. That's late stage capitalism in one sentence.

#COMPANIES SHOULDNT BE DOING WHATEVER THE STAKEHOLDERS WANT#WORK CONDITIONS SHOULD BE GOOD AND CUSTOMER SATISFACTION SHOULD BE GOOD#FUCK STAKEHOLDERS

Unfortunately if the company fucks stakeholders, they pull out and the company dies. The problem is fundamental to the system.

I would like to point out that "stakeholders" is the wrong word, and the difference between it and the one you're looking for is actually important to fixing this.

Companies shouldn't be working solely to the benefit of the *Shareholders*

"Stakeholders" is a term that often refers to all people who rely on the function of a company. Employees are all stakeholders, since if their employer goes under they need new employment. Contractors are also stakeholders. Customers can also be stakeholders, though that point of view is more important when the product is important to them and hard to replace (who else is providing lead foil, and how many places actually manufacture it)

Our system requires that shareholders benefit, but it's leaving everything else that depends on the work and the product shit out of luck.