things I know about brazil:
The Jesus is statue is in Rio, you uneducated swine
how are you a fan of the comic about countries sucking each other off and fail geography this bad
remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour
A lot of those incidents were with Wii Bowling, which to me implies that people didn’t so much forget to how to hold something, as they forgot they weren’t holding a bowling ball and weren’t in a bowling alley.
It is where I live, and it's a big city.
we need to be loud about this, have an environmental protest. something, anything. we’re ruining our planet. i want to do something but i don’t know where to start
everyone saying "you can just filter it :)" can wild animals filter it?
YOU CANNOT FILTER IT YOU CANNOT FILTER IT YOU CANNOT FILTER IT
This is the process a person near where an old PFA factory has to do (12:22)
The ways to specifically filter PFAs that work reliably are prohibitively expensive.
If we ever find out aliens exist and they want to meet us, let's just send the monster fuckers, you KNOW they won't disrespect or hurt the aliens
Mc: I committed all 7 deadly sins in 30 minutes!
Solo: Wow, I've gotta hear this
Mc: I was angry and envious of my neighbor (God) so I lazily seduced his sons and ate all his groceries and didn't share!
Solo: Little gremlin, You forgot pride
Mc: No, I'm pretty proud of this*Huffs and Puffs chest*
Solo*Looking at them with a soft gaze*"...I'm gonna marry this gremlin"
ALRIGHT
i'll probably edit it at some point BUT
I'm putting an 18+ warning mdi although i don't say anything that graphic
Yes to everything 🙈😻💜
Not much of an age gap when you're almost 28 and he's 32, tho 😂
Tagging: @cheese-ception @luzda @lorei-writes and whoever wants to do this 😻🙈
Hello!!
If you feel comfortable writing Keiji could I have request him and mc in a heated bedroom moment when Masamune accidentally barges in? Additional maybe him teasing them next day in front of the other warlords too or something..! I kinda feel like ikesen robbed us of Keiji and Masa’s friendship 😭
You are so right Anon! Those two would be incorrigible together. So, approx. 2100 words of Keiji/Masa fluff, with a dash of spicy.
Keiji watched the chatelaine with hungry eyes. They were supposed to be cleaning the training room after spear practice, but it was hard to concentrate on anything besides her. Especially when she was stripped down to bare linens for the heat and freedom of movement.
Her skin shone with a sheen of sweat, and curls of hair stuck to her cheek and neck where it escaped her tight bun. She glanced at him and grinned. “Did I wear you out today?”
He felt heat stain his cheeks as his mouth opened in surprise. “What?”
satan would b like: *hands you an origami crane* i love you *hands you a book of pressed flowers* i love you *hands you a painted rock* i love you *hands you a small cat figurine* i love you *hands you silly clippings from a magazine* i love you *h
this is to say that he makes a bunch of cool stuff and youre the first person he thinks of when hes done with them
Max- *sad*
Kai having no idea of what emotions are- " uh, I found a cool rock, wanna see?"
I can see that.
And a few years later:
Max: *sad*
Kai: *puts a cat in his lap*
i tried to resist the temptation. and failed. sorry
Ommmmmgggggg this is precious
Yukimura's commentaries made it funnier. 😆
if you're feeling bored, do this little experiment and tag with your score! you link 10 words together that are as different as possible
92.79
Hello, dearest Nemo. Inspired by a matter you're probably aware of, here I come, to ask you for certain opinion, although perhaps in form of HeadCanons... Let's say we have Ghibli Movies and the Warlords. Which movie would be each warlord's favourite? What do you think?
Ooooh, lil'Lorei remembers my obsession with Studio Ghibli movies, I see. (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)
Fandom: Ikemen Sengoku
Characters: All - Kanetsugu because idk I can’t find shit on him only that he is a tsun.
Prompt: The warlords and studio Ghibli movies. Disclaimer: I only listed the movies I have watched, which is a fair amount but by no means all.
To sit on the couch with a Sengoku warlord felt strange. No, it was definitely weird! All the more so when you put up a Studio Ghibli movie. Just any, because you felt like it. Little did you know that the warlord would take so well to it. He had been rather apprehensive at first, after all, moving pictures and that strange sound? But after a while the movies won him over. After all, who could resist the peaceful charm of Studio Ghibli, dreaming away at the romance of everyday life set in a beautiful landscape far away from all worry and chaos?
Okay...this is my first time sending a request so, is this how you do it?😅😅😅
Anyways, can I get the warlords with MC who LOVES animals, like, literally gets distracted by animals when walking on the streets with the warlords and if the animals are tame enough, goes to pet them?
Thanks!
Of course! I’m going to do a headcanon because that’s my default, Mitsuhide is definitely the longest one lol
GN!Reader
Warnings: None
Characters: Mitsuhide, Shingen, Mitsunari
Cut for length
(When I reorganized my master list, I realized it's been a while since I've written head cannon theater)...
Warlords and Yardwork
Nobunaga - Idly mentions that it’s a nice day to do some yardwork.
Hideyoshi - Immediately creates a color-coded duty roster. Assigns self the task of planting some saplings by the front gate of the castle.
Masamune - Assigned task: mowing the front lawn. Performed task: mowed half the front lawn, found some fallen apples, and disappeared inside to bake hand pies.
Mitsuhide – Assigned task: prune the shrubbery. Performed task: found a ninja in the shrubbery. Conned ninja into the pruning the shrubbery by pointing out that Ieyasu was nearby.
Ieyasu – Assigned task: harvest medicinal herb garden. Performed task: harvested half of medicinal herb garden, then was spooked by strange ninja in the shrubbery. Abandoned task to hide from strange ninja in the shrubbery.
Ranmaru – Assigned task: harvest fruits from orchard. Performed task: ate three peaches, then threw some apples at Masamune.
Keiji – Assigned task: mowing the back lawn. Performed task: Zoomed around the perimeter of the yard singing “Holding Out For a Hero” at the top of his lungs.
Mitsunari – Assigned task: weed the vegetable garden. Performed task: weeded the carrots out of the garden, then took over Masamune’s abandoned riding mower. Immediately got foot stuck under the brake and ends up on a collision course with Keiji (who was singing too loud to notice).
Kennyo – Not assigned any task. Stops by to rake the zen garden. Performed task: Raked the zen gardens. Left as silently as he appeared.
Hideyoshi – finished his self-assigned task, returns to front of the castle. Performed additional tasks:
Nobunaga – Surveys lands. Is pleased. Tells Hideyoshi that yardwork should be a regular thing.
Acc I bet that’s what he did with all the other letters. You can’t hide angsty love letters from shingen, kenshin
