“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed

YOU’RE STUBBORN, JEANS STOLEN, NIGHT ROWING

THINK YOU’RE BABY?

Country boys make do…

THIS is “boys will be boys”

an afterlife exists but it’s just like 10 minutes where you get to see a pile of all the rice you ate in your life and admire it

one direction reunion concert where they kick me in the face, sing what makes you beautiful and leave

Are you okay

i miss one direction man

Students: hey can we park in the parking lots on this campus we already pay hundreds of thousands of dollars to live on? Universities:

louis did not tell that cooking story in 2019 for y'all to be weak larries

When you’re stuck in a point and click adventure game:

thats just the way the pussy crumbles

please see a gynecologist

Date a boy who tells you he has a broken heart and wants you to fix it.

Ooo ahh hot hot

finally an actual fucking shower thought