Joining the Barbie Bandwagon just in time for Pride month
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I traveled to another dimension and stole art from the acclaimed anime of The Phantom of the Opera. I'm sorry, friends, but it seems like we live in the worst possible universe.
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did you know dildos are older, and therefore more legitimate, than all extant religions and all known written language, by about 28,000 years? Buy stability. Buy staying power. Buy dildos today.
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oberon fans 🤝 dantes fans
insane over pronoun usage
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This porno didn’t fuck around
there’s… a lot to take in here…
I was so flummoxed by this I had to learn more, so I took to Google, where I found this blog post by Dan Cardone, who was a grip on this film. Some highlights:
This was the first set I had been on that featured three directors, and hopefully the last. One director was there to primarily film the sex scenes, which he did effectively and economically. The other two directors handled what is called in porn-lingo ‘B-Roll’, i.e. everything non sexual. Which on this film was substantial. The plot for To The Last Man involves two ranches populated entirely by horny men who have random sex and feud over water, as they are in the middle of a crippling drought. Which is why we filmed in Arizona during thunderstorm season…
It’s amazing no one got killed, or seriously injured. There was horse riding, there were fight scenes of rocky escarpments, there were drownings. When the real guns and live ammunition came out for a scene I thought, “That’s it, I’m going back to the truck”.
Fortunately, one of the models was also a fully qualified nurse, so that saved money, time and also lives. Plus, he was sexy, so it was win/win.
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There’s a lot of Scooby Doo stuff on Netflix
A follow up in my sketchbook
This is unironically one of the better written, in-character, funny pieces of Scooby-Doo media in the past decade
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Transfem to Transmasc solitary must exist as much as any trans solidarity must exist.
Protect my boys.
Trans masc to trans fem solidarity must exist as much as any trans solidarity must exist.
Protect my girls.
Non-binary to binary trans solidarity must exist as much as any trans solidarity must exist.
Protect my girls and boys.
Binary trans to non-binary trans solidarity must exist as much as any trans solidarity must exist.
Protect my pals.
I keep seeing people reblog this with their own mention of solidarity and I'm really touched by how much everyone has jumped on board with this because yes, you understand! We're to be here for each other!!!! I love you!!! ♡♡♡♡♡
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Crying laughing over "the new women they make in the factories"
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you bottle Miette??
You crush Miette like the grape?
brick up mother in basement for ONE THOUSAND YEARS
The Cask of Miettellado
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DC Twitter must have been INSANE when it got out that Superboy’s dads were Superman and Lex Luthor. Holy shit. The memes. The ship wars. The homophobes. The mpreg jokes. People would have lost their fucking minds. Lex Luthor releases a statement like “he’s a clone of me and Superman no birth was involved” and people are like KINDA GAY OF YOU TO HAVE A SON WITH ANOTHER MAN, LUTHOR. Lexcorp’s PR team locks themselves in a conference room and refuses to come out for love or money.
I mean, technically it’s true
Lux Luthor: I did not have sexual relations with Superman, I simply stole his DNA and created a child from it without his consent
Everyone in Metropolis:
This is my favorite series of posts on this hellsite
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professors who have only interacted with other academics for years: “what do you MEAN you don’t know multi-variable calculus yet??”
professors with small kids: “thank you for not putting the lab equipment in your mouths when I turn my back”
Bringing this back to share that one time I slept through part of a zoom meeting with my PhD advisor (who has a toddler) and he told me it was fine, that just meant I was a good sleeper
Professors who work with graduate students: if you finish the multivariate calculus work this week you can put one (1) piece of lab equipment in your mouth
Once had a professor whose previous career was giving educational zoo tours to children, so he’d say stuff like, “now let’s meet our friend, acidic keratin!”
in high school I was in the child development class where we ran the preschool. Class ended and I moved onto the next class, an art class. Sit down next to my friend who was working on a serious piece and casually asked for my thoughts on it, looking for serious critique.
Preschool mode had not turned off so I looked at it, clapped my hands and said “WOW Really great work! Amazing!”, in that same kind of voice you’d say to a toddler who presented you with a random scribble on a piece of paper.
Friend loved the reaction at least lmao.
hey i saw these tags and i think i’m about to kiss you on the mouth rn
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Reminder that you're actually interesting. Your hobbies are interesting, your interests are interesting, you are important and loveable and people appreciate you. You're just a loveable, interesting person.
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describing young Mary Keay as beautiful like a shark and tasting like blood has done nothing to make her less terrible but uhmmmmmmmmm yoknowwww
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here, have some bi-ace solidarity
my favorite part about this is everyone tagging their ace/bi mutuals like "look!! it's us! it's you!!" target audience
stop being funnier than me on my own post
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POV: your friend is an ecology major and has beef with random animals