OBSESSED with this comment on the “does the dog die” page for parasite

rissa offered me $3 to make this meme

do you trust her

Yeah.

Yes

she was an agent, a traitor!

The ‘One Piece has been so serious since the time-skip’ photoset. 

you (parties, wears make up, takes selfies): hey XD 

me (reads books, been to home depot, knows 3 different tree species, googled “picasso” on multiple occasions): i cannot find my glasses; hello, whom are you,

Be afraid

IGNORE AT UR OWN RISK………… this is the only April fools that matters

Black cats are wonderful omens. They are omens that you are seeing a cat.

TELL ME HOW THIS STUPID DORK WHO IS OVERLY CONCERNED THAT I AM TAKING A BATH (WITH WATER, THE HORROR) IS A BAD OMEN

can you OD on vitamin D

that’s how icarus died

the sjws came into my house and poured themselves glasses of water but didn't refill the brita and now my throat is parched

If the purge was real we’d defend one another, burn the debt records and return the commons, not murder each other, nice try Hollywood, your Hobbesian propaganda doesn’t work on me

U really think we’d defend one another?? Are u joking? People would fight for their lives. Steal & hide. They’d take advantage. Not to the extent of the movie, but have u ever seen a riot? God ur so dumb & I hate u for being so naive

Hey have you read a history or political theory or anthropology book that wasn’t written by the Cato institute?

the whole premise of the purge is inherently flawed. it assumes that crime happens because people just want to commit it, when actually most crime is a symptom of societal disenfranchisement. 

yeah, maybe some sociopathic white frat boys would go around terrorizing people because they know there won’t be any consequences, but really, how is that any different than normal?

“HOW IS THAT ANY DIFFERENT FROM NORMAL”