I'll pick a title when I pick a profile picture

I don't have any glasses for the eclipse someone relay it to me when it happens

sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, no sun :(

more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, sun again

It's like I'm there

oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this

rich people seeing mount everest

they call me tv show because I have episodes. they call me comic book because I have issues

medical malpractice? not to me. not if it’s you.

happy 1st of october now where's the anne of green gables quote

anne you were so real ever since the 1900s

My dad was dealing with some mixed feelings so I told him "In therapy when something is too complicated to do a simple 'pro and contra list' we sometimes do an excercise where you imagine all these mixed feelings around a table in some kind of conference, letting each tell their bit and you leading the debate."

and my dad didn't really respond and just stared ahead so I kept preparing lunch. Until a few minutes later when he suddenly piped up: "I am having a bad time at the conference"

I too am having a bad time at the conference

Reblog if you too are having a bad time at the conference

i haaaate when iris by the goo goo dolls comes in when i’m in a store how am i supposed to act normal when you can’t fight the tears that ain’t comin or the moment of truth in your lies when everything feels like the movies yeah you bleed just to know you’re alive

pros of putting laundry away immediately after it is dry

cons

why did she sign off with that

Honest board game titles

jokes that will literally never not be funny to me:

i'm like if a bus stop was a girl

someone tagged this #you are what you eat.... hi hello can i help you? are you taking bites out of the bus stop? munching on the timetable? nibbling on the bench perhaps?

all sorts of echoes in these caverns

twitter / store

accidentally observed an object in the sunlight and became an art major

not all of it is bad i think….…. we are going to be okay i think.