Heyyyy can we petition for Jensen Ackles to host SNL? I just really need a part two of the teachers FanCam and with Jensens whole Atomic Heart thing taking over tiktok right now, I think it would be … educational 😏🥵😍🤣
I still just cannot believe they made Fred obsessed with portraying Toxic Masculinity in the Velma show.
Fred?
‘Ascot wearing’ Fred?
‘Metrosexual icon’ Fred?
‘Cried openly during the goodbye scene in Alien Invaders’ Fred?
‘Drinks his respect women juice daily’ Fred?
‘Unapologetically affectionate with Shaggy’ Fred?
That Fred? Obsessed with Toxic Masculinity? The audacity. The gall. The clownery.
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post
…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment
likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post
i need all the help i can get for finals
Hey so
the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like.
So you know.
This might be the real one, y’all.
Give salary increase and wfh plz
reminder that 30 isn’t old, it’s very normal to not accomplish everything in your 20s, and that it is never too late to learn that thing you’ve always wanted to learn. you’re always growing. that’s a good thing.
Who the hell accomplishes everything in their 20s? Who made that a thing?
I was 48 when I started my apprenticeship to become a tattoo artist. I was 50 when I married the love of my life.
You’ve got time.
I needed this right now. I’ve got time!!!
"Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH."
Glass Onion + Text Posts (part 1)
You either age into Clark Griswold, or suddenly realize you were Cousin Eddie all along.
Or your the neighbor just trying to live your life
“It’s a dangerous thing to mistake speaking without thought for speaking the truth, don’t you think?”
I feel like the magic that is Ryan Reynolds comedic timing was born in the film “Boltneck”
He was definitely acting his wage right there.
I personally appreciated ALL the middle fingers that he gave throughout.
when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body
Michael crichton wrote westworld and jurassic park tho so he just pirated himself
michael crichton keeps TRYING to tell y’all about the evils of capitalism impeding on the progress of science when will y’all LISTEN
Maybe he just doesn’t like theme parks
michael crichton in line for a roller coaster at six flags: fuck this
Jesus Christ, that’s the height at which every rollercoaster and dark ride is a decapitation threat
I learn so much on this website
mad respect to Galadriel because if a man (or a woman) said to me “I would make you a queen. Fair as the sea and the Sun. Stronger than the foundations of the earth” it’s game over, I’m evil now. Goodbye morals
@theboystv: You’ve been patient, kinda. Sorta? Ok, not really at all. S3 bloopers, finally here for your viewin pleasure.
the “pleasure to have in class” to overly active tumblr user pipeline
Reblog if you were a pleasure to have in class