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I was talking to the guy with the rifle on the island in disco elysium and he was talking about the past and getting deep into it and suddenly there's a whole screen effect and I was thinking about how it was really cool but no it just happened that my entire screen just decided to die right there and then

"Damn, the devs were really are on some avant garde stuff there" (sits there for 10 whole seconds)

Logic [Easy: Failure] - The effect on your screen is merely part of the game.

Something similar happened to me too. My game softlocked the first time measurehead went to go get the body down and I was sat there for 10 minutes with no dialogue thinking " Wow this is great satire about how we have lost our attention spans as a society! The developers wanted us to feel the same tension and unease as to how he's tampering with the body as Kim and Harry might feel, this is amazing!"

You're meant to immidiately chat with one of measure head's babes.

HELLO???

The Monster Manual but it's blatantly written by the monsters

mimc Mouth perfec t size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in Mimic Mouth. Put Baby In Mimic Mouth. no problems ever in mimmic mouth because good Shape and Support for baby neck weak of big baby head. Amimic Mouth yes a place for a baby put baby in mimic mouth can trust mimic for giveing good love to baby. friend mimic

going to quote youtube poop time stamps the way god people quote bible verses

thats it vegeta,,,,,,,,,eat that dirt

vegeta is just ravenous for dirt today

vegeta just cant get enough of the dirt!

the cursed armor you can never take off once you put it on stays ON during sex. due to the aforementioned curse.

trying to get through the day.

*trips and drops my bag of little freaks*

no! my little freaks!!

*sounds of frantic scurrying and tiny screeching dispersing in several directions*

reblog to cast level 5 spell: everyone who reads this gets a full night sleep

my favorite episode of jojos is the one where they eat spaghetti that's so good they think it has to be evil but it's just really good pasta

a 12 pack of dr pepper is like a monkeys paw but instead of 3 wishes you get 12 and you can only wish for a can of dr pepper