Do you ever get that sudden outburst of motivation to go and make your life better then after 5 mins you’re like yeah that’s not happening

remember when you were a kid and whenever your parents came into the room while you were doing something for pleasure like looking at something on the computer or watching tv and you’d immediately close the thing like you’d just been caught watching porn when you were actually doing nothing wrong this post was made by strict parents with no boundaries gang

my dad: walks into the room while i’m playing club penguin the family computer

me:

when someone explains something to you for the 3rd time and you still dont get it so you kinda just 

every time i take a selfie

“hey remember when you used to like—”

when the teacher says pair up but no one likes u

when you want to write something really deep but it ends up sounding like

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

I get really uncomfortable around PDA (Publically Displayed Anime)

bullshitting ur final project presentation

when you spend hours on your school work and still get it wrong 

if i cant unsee this

so cant you

It’s officially September… you know what that means