9 YEARS OF SHADOWS ▴ Halberd Studios, 2022 Q4
spicy wet mold mycotoxin paprika freak fuck
when angels deserve to (cd-i ganon voice) DIE
Yeah let's talk AdventureQuest (well I was more about DragonFable)! Remember that time when gnomes invented hidden spy-tech that was just basketball-sized camera strapped to a flying eyeball and your hero was like "Oh neat this is like a crystal ball or magic mirror but worse!" and the main gnome went "o_o"
Oh my god they did FUCKIN W H A T IN DF!!!!
Tbh i mainly grind random things in AQ till i can survive an actual fight LMFAO, then when i hit lvl 8 i go say hiiiiiii to queen safiria yet again and become a vampy :3 i go made and then buff my physical attacks bc i keep getting better attack weapons than anything else smfh
But holy shit. I do remember that one attic guy that i had to do some kinda work finding stuff 🤔 I never did find out wtf was up with him. Also that one moglin Fish. He was funny to me but no zorbak or twilly
Robina, valencia and safiria my beloveds i was obsessed with robinas and valencia's minigames on ebilgames. Oh the days of playing monster joust :') sound effects still try to blow out my eardrums 💛
Congratulations! You are now a Magic-User!!
Genuinely, I don’t know how else to get the word out, but I feel like if your home-cooked dinners don’t taste right, you're missing either paprika, sugar, butter, or chicken bouillon.
Still not right? It might be missing one of these: Mustard powder, soy sauce, fish sauce, vinegar. MSG. Ketchup. Mushroom powder. Maple syrup. Honey.
Feel free to share any other quirks you're capable of, that I didn't list, in the tags! (Like if you have any double joints, or extra teeth, or whatever)
Don't forget to reblog so more people can vote! :]
Dungeon Meshi - Laios & Falin
🐑 (I used random tag generator) One-Shot, Interplanetary Travel, Mythical Beings & Creatures, Surprises
🐑: send me a fake set of fic tags, and I’ll try to come up with a summary for it!
[woe. I havent written in forever, so bear (🐻) with me this took a little bit ahdkdhdk]
"A hop, skip, and one big step for two androids, after finding themselves stranded in a parallel world after a delightful date of dimension-dipping.
However, when you're trapped in another world where draconic alien wildlife are the main form of non-sentient life, those that hunt and tame them aren't much better; it's imperative to find out how to get home before getting turned into scraps!"
furries who like inflatable toys look at this creature right now
Wowh..
I wish the woolly chafer beetle was as big as a rabbit and I could have one as a pet