Kalte Herz

idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol

One time when I was younger I was refusing to take headache medicine and my mom said “the person who invented that medicine is probably so sad you won’t let them help you” and now every time I find myself denying medicine I just imagine the saddest scientist making those big wet eyes like “why won’t you let me help” and whoop then I take the medicine

Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace

That’s how it gets you

This is so fucking ominous am I gonna die???

I think now that queens dead they should have her stuffed and put on display in Cairo for the next 150 years.

BLAZE REJECTED MY POST WOW LOL

We'll make sure at least 100k people see it for free then.

She is literally so hot and awesome for this, and he's such a loser.

Many of you may be asking- what is rap? Well, to put it simply, rap is the part of the Gorillaz song that sounds- a little different.

hitchcock found it long before. more effective as well.

like if you hate free speech reblog if you hate free speech

In theory smoking is like unbelievably attractive. Damn shame about, like. The smell. And the cancer. Ah well, there's tattoos

akinator could destroy chatgpt

The way people talk about villains in media as if Big Steven Universe is forcing every tv show and movie to redeem their villains

“this show killed their villain in cold blood this is so groundbreaking in the age of Redemption” watch more than 2 shows

*watch more than 2 children’s shows

Imagine jigsaw bringing the current torture puzzle to a screeching halt to announce over the PA system: “oh my god guys they got the pentagon!!”

@shittysawtraps I think this is your niche

saw alternate ending where jigsaw says, “I’m sorry, this is too overwhelming given the circumstances. you’re free to go.”