don't you tell me how i should escape!

hey uh quick question @staff what the fuck is this

Where that New England Gothic post

my personal favorite

in tears rn

gonna start repeating what you all say on here with one word modified and claim parody law

are you fucking kidding me

Life is so funny for putting me on tumblr. But it makes sense

this is the most me post ever

random pics from my phone storage. can't believe i have to delete them 😔

im going to attempt to not be mean for a two-week period starting now

Ew terrible idea

shut the fuck up

aw shit

It’s 2018 and I still have no clue how CDs work. It’s a shiny disc, how do they get data on that, let alone that much?? Magic

Like a vinyl disc, where a physical groove is marked into the vinyl, a laser marks the ink of a CD in a similar manner. A laser (your disc drive) can then look at the pattern in the ink and understand it.

There’s no grooves on a CD tho???

They’re just really tiny, hence the laser. The smaller grooves means that more info can fit on a disc of the same size.

Man how the fuck did they figure out how to make that

well they looked at a record and said “How do we fit more information on this?” to which the reply is “Well either you make the record bigger or the grooves smaller” and making the grooves smaller is way more convenient so they say “Well how do we make the grooves smaller?” and that’s when a total madman comes out with eyes flashing and yells “WITH A LASER!”

And that’s how the CD was invented

how did they figure out how to fit information in grooves in a piece of vinyl in the first place????

probably got some ideas outta this

Fucking mad lads

 #the really wild fact is that even purely digital forms of storing information are basically just ‘count the bump’ technology really

women in stem . sleeping talking eating microblogging

i think star trek should write an in universe reason why some series don’t have swearing and some do. make it a universal translator glitch or something.

the captain of each ship can turn the swears on or off when they want to

Kirk would have kept the swears on but any ship carrying Dr. Leonard McCoy is required by Starfleet regulations to turn them off

How dare you keep this in the tags @narwhalsarefalling

everyone has pronouns dipshit it came free with your fucking xbox

isn't it insane though how schizophrenic people are viewed as violent and dangerous by the majority of society when in reality schizophrenic people are nearly 14 times more likely to be on the receiving end of violence than to be the perpetrators...

schizophrenic person: makes a post trying to raise awareness about the disproportionate abuse and harmful stereotypes schizophrenic people face

yall: "yeah im not gonna reblog this they used the word ins*ne which is so problematic ://"

i forgot how hellish pre employment screenings are

they say shit like “I would rat out a poor starving Victorian orphan boy for stealing a slice of bread” and you have to click “strongly agree” or they won’t look at u twice

we live in hell

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