i stopped the dental technician while he was applying fluoride to ask what the fuck the flavour was supposed to be. And he was like oh I was wondering that too. It says it's walterberry.

Item: Walterberries, a delicious snack that cleans teeth and freshens breath. HOWEVER for every ten berries a creature eats, roll 2d10; if you roll the same number on both dice, the creature is afflicted by an hour of mild One-Who-Knocks-Ism, a condition marked by grouchiness, snarling catchphrases, and a hunger for blue raspberry rock candy. Creatures unfortunate enough to experience multiple hours of the condition are at risk for hair loss, alignment shifting towards Evil, and +1 on Skill Check (Alchemy) for every hour spent.

if you look at homestuck, a narrative solely built around the friendhip forged between four people at the end of the world and go "the natural progression of this is for them to all drift away and become distant and toxic" i have to assume you either didnt read the main story or are a vindictive ass

im still fuming that people looked at the epilogue saying that rose and roxy, two people cosmically intertwined to reunite and reconnect with one another, were totally cool with just not talking to each other for years post game

Co-Founder of Youtube and creator of first Youtube video makes his first comment in 8 years

Far worse, in my opinion, than the famous “he wouldn’t fucking say that” is “he WOULD fucking say that, as part of his facade, but you seem to think he would mean it genuinely”

This starts out as a nice gesture, then quickly becomes absolutely ridiculous.

1,024 dice. Man.

The transition from innate human kindness wanting to pass something forward and monkey brain want make chaos is really sharp and sudden.

Green guy doesn’t understand what pronouns are.

Link to Original Comic

i cant stop thinking about this fuckass duck

The only good ghost is a dead one!

So, like, all of them?

Joke credit goes to @five-rivers

I’ve been reading their fics.

we have lost so much language to the horny. cant even order a coconut cream pie without hearing giggles. just the other day i was trying to get a job as a henchmen so i asked my friend if he could help me goon. laughed right into my fucking face he did

I need a link to this

This is how the Resident Evil developers see Europe

o conselho tribais

This sounds completely insane but I swear just fucking around on Google Earth street view all over the world will cure you of whatever problems you have going on in this regard

#not disagreeing entirely but I do think there is an element of propaganda here#like it GET Americans blaming the school system bc like yeah it’s a dumb thing to not realize#but there is a system that is failing Americans here but the thing is the system isn’t failing-it’s working perfectly#the sheer amount of propaganda that pushes America being The Best is insane#so like…if we’re the best and we have crumbing streets then CLEARLY this place we’ve heard is worse off must be something else#is it dumb to think that??? absolutely. dumb to not research to find out??? you bet!#a failing of the school system?? not really.#a display of how effective American propaganda is on its citizens??? I think there might be something there.

The most popular browsers in different countries in 2012 and 2022.

by @theworldmaps_

Nope! When Chrome first came to popularity, people switched over to it cause it was “faster” (turns out, it just eats through your device’s CPU) but since then Firefox has upped its game in a major way. Chrome just doesn’t measure up anymore. Plus, nowadays Chrome is just a data harvester designed to show hyper targeted ads - so even if Firefox ain’t for you, it’s still worth ditching Google for a different browser.

Legit though I switched to Firefox and it’s so so so much better

i’m gonna keep reblogging this ad infinitum so yall might as well convert now

If speed doesn’t convince you, maybe the fact that Chrome is developed by the world’s largest advertising company, a company that removed the ability to block ads for “security reasons” should.

can they feel pain? online social/avatar game analysis

1. club penguins = no

-just a solid colored gelatin-like rubbery substance all the way through. no bones no organs

-move with air and fluid currents in lava-lamp like suspensions, with assistance from phenomenon similar to brownian motion. debatable whether truly alive similar to viruses

2. habbo hotels = yes

-digital colonial organisms comprised of billions of nanobots much like an inorganic version of siphonophorae

-have formed a pseudo-society resembling the humans that abandoned them but tend to assume the most efficient shapes when they choose to form into something. thus the isometric/blocky style

-unfortunately because of their sub-microbial base desire to increase their own mass most of their culture revolves around the acquiring and gaining of that mass above all else, resulting in a perpetual pain cycle both physical and psychological

3. toontown toons = yes

-do not feel physical pain but emotional pain is enough to kill them. this is literally canonical

4. gaiaonlines = yes (debatably)

-completely dependent on your philosophical alignment, gaiaonlines exist as hypothetical concepts and could feel pain proportional to what is possible through imposition of belief

-very similar to ‘not believing in fairies kills/harms fairies’ rules

5. webkinz = no

-they like to be filled with milk and slapped on   the wall

6. animal jams = no

-however they attempt deep engagement thought experiments via rp that brings them close to a conception of pain, never fully reaching the true experience

7. neopets = constantly

-can experience no other sensations

-no further elaboration necessary

I hate when you're looking for something and folks are like "oh I'm sure it's somewhere." well aye that's sort of the base assumption for most things but cheers. big help

whenever I can’t find my phone my mom says “if it were up your ass you’d know where it is” & I’ve never quite understood this saying like, is the recommendation to keep things there or??

I think the implication is your head is up there

mom

Tooncast Latin America (2015)

there's not a lot you can count on in this world but one thing never changes

Classified information about Russia's Su-57 stealth aircraft has appeared on the War Thunder forums, the internet's clearing-house for secret military information powered entirely by that XKCD comic about people being wrong on the internet.

Yes, I am going to link to the aircraft and not the comic, because one you didn't know, and the other is in your head right now.

Have a glorious day.

I think I’m going to think about this youtube comment forever

i'm conducting an experiment. everyone who's from an english speaking country state your country, regional area and what you call the following images. i need to see something