All I want: New OM! Lessons

Obey Me!: Here, have yet another bunny event!

I mean…Simeon with glasses is cute and all but how many times have we done the bunny trope now in OG and NB? Can we get some new lessons? My brain is rotting in a bad way.

Frrrrrr

I’ve massively taken a step back from the fandom and that’s because I don’t enjoy the events very much. The last event I read was the vampire one and that one was subpar.

I NEED THE MAIN STORY PLEASE

I don’t even read the storylines in the events most of the time 🤫 I just hit skip and farm the event for useful items.

I don’t feel as motivated to make theories or do any writing when there’s no new lessons coming out. I feel bad bc my requests are piling up but I’m just rotting away without new story content.

Diavolo: barbatos...am I ugly?

Barbatos: nonsense looking at you right now you are the most beautiful boy in the world

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Solomon: Barbatos am I ugly?

Barbatos: Very much

CANNOT stop thinking about how Barbatos went from

to this

Some spoilers in tags

Y'all gone hate it here.

The boys holding a fruit they found: These look delicious!

They go to take a bite, but MC interrupts them: BOYS! Where did y'all get those?!

Startled, they nearly drop the fruits, turning to see an irritated MC.

Diavolo: What's wrong?

MC: Now, dadgummit, have y'all eaten them yet?

Mammon, confused: No...

MC: Throw them away right now.

Beel: But it smells really good...

MC: That is from a manchineel tree.

Belphie: And?

MC: That fruit is called a manzanilla de la muerte.

Levi: You speak spanish?

MC: I went to public school. I didn't have a choice.

Belphie: But what the hell does it mean?

MC: Uhh, "little apple of death." Boys, y'all are human for the moment, so the entire tree will kill you. It's the most dangerous tree on the planet.

Asmo: What?

MC: The fruit is toxic, the sap is toxic, the bark is toxic.

Satan: and their native to Florida?

MC, exasperated, hoping Barb and Luci will return soon: Yes. The sap is so poisonous that the smallest contact can cause horrible blisters. It can cause you to go blind, so can the smoke if you choose to burn the bark. You can't even stand under the dang tree while it rains in case the raindrops collect any sap on the way down.

Mammon: Well, why can't you just eradicate them?

MC: Oh, honey, their endangered! We protect 'em.

Levi: What? You protect a killer tree?

MC: Well, they fight beach erosion.

Satan: So what happens when there's a thunderstorm and you're beside this tree?

MC: You stand out in the storm I guess.

Diavolo: That doesn't sound safe at all.

MC: Oh, it ain't cause your close to lightning alley too.

Asmo: Excuse me? Lightning Alley?

MC: Mhmm. We see the highest frequency of cloud to ground lighting strikes more than any other area in the continent of the United states.

Satan: So you're telling us we have to choose between the reverse tree of life and electrocution?

MC: Oh, welcome to Florida, baby. I believe I told y'all before the Devildom is a vacation from this fine state. Y'all gone hate it here.

no because why is this just what every diavolo "critical" post looks like? 😭

Diavolo truly is the handsomest prince of Devildom 👑💖

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(Art belongs to Solmare & has been edited by me)

It's some good dipping sauce~