I wanna Nan-die-yo

the great thing about being human is that you can wake up & decide to make incredibly mediocre things with your hands forever

it’s that time of year

Oh thank goodness there’s still time for this.

Oh who am I kidding it’s always time for this. 

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Note that Africa isn’t on there. Proud bastion of Bovidae!

There is actually one (1) species of deer native to Africa: the Atlas deer, native to Morocco, Algeria and Tunisia

hi can i get some blood sorry i mean blood sorry i mean blood sorry i mean blood sorry

a happier postgame sequel to my birthday comic !!

bossman hero for the july art poll!

i saw a girl on tiktok who put her salt lamp in the dishwasher and didn’t realize it would dissolve, and it’s been on my mind for like 3 days

thank god i screen shot it

i'm a nice person but if you leave me in customer service for too long i will turn into AM from i have no mouth and i must scream

customer: hey can you -

me, 1 minute late for my lunch break:

“why are you wearing a cloak at the bowling alley” it’s my bowling cloak you fucking casual

if you were a REAL bowler you would know these things. but you don’t, do you? because you aren’t a pro. you don’t have the drive. the dedication. Not like me.

'you have x many followers' those r cadavers girl. corpses. abandoned vessels of blogs who once were. its the apocalypse in there. its me and my 5 mutuals against the world.

theres something so beautiful about things becoming dirty from their job. like a painter's desk being covered in paint stains, or a gardeners pants having mud stains that wont wash out, or a cutting board being stained from all the foods that have been cut on it. just a clear, distinct telling of "this was used as intended and it shows" an object clearly showing it's been used and loved

everyone talking about wrinkles i want you to know I absolutely adore those additions. wrinkles and scars and stretch marks, too. like yeah. this body has lived and loved and grown and this is proof <3

Trespassing

Thinking back to the good early days before my skin grew back when people could shake their heads at me and say "masks are a government conspiracy" and instead of navigating the bullshit like a normal person I could pull mine down and say "I have chemical burns on my face"

things people expect in a political confrontation:

Things they are never prepared for:

This post: "Thinking back to the good early days before my skin grew back"

Me: off to a compelling start